1. Col_Jessep

    Col_Jessep Moderator Alumni

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    Why doesn't he smoke a cigar? If anybody ever needed a cigar to complete a style it's the Tank! :cool:
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    Because future super-athletes wouldn't be much use if they died of lung cancer?
  3. Col_Jessep

    Col_Jessep Moderator Alumni

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    You don't inhale cigar smoke usually so the chances for lung cancer are basically zero. You can get tongue cancer or stuff though I think... *cough*

    Anyway, my point is it would fit just great Mr My-body-is-a-temple... ;)
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    eetmorsqrls New Member

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    i still say the Tank should have a mohawk and drink lots of milk...
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    nyx Moderator Alumni

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    I totally think eets has a point. I'd like to see him with a mohawk... and large gold chains....

    The other thing I would have loved would have been Robin Williams doing one of the voices for something. What I don't know, but I think he's freakin fantastic.

    All in all, now I want to go smoke a cigar, but right after breakfast... prolly not the best timing.
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    eetmorsqrls New Member

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    robin williams as the mascot? I do think so!
  7. gnats3

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    They should hire Morgan Freeman too, as the announcer or something. If they're lucky, they'll have a few dollars left over to make the game :D
  8. Col_Jessep

    Col_Jessep Moderator Alumni

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    A picture is forming:

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  9. Ekanaut

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    haha, awesome Jessep. I'm a big A-Team fan and even though Mr T wasn't inspiration for Tank, he could definitely play the role.
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    What about Chuck Norris? What's his role in the game?

    Don't tell me you left him out!

    That's it, I'm outta here.

    :mrgreen:
  11. Col_Jessep

    Col_Jessep Moderator Alumni

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    Glad you like it Eka. Maybe we can mod Mr. T in? Or something for an expansion pack maybe?

    Chuck Norris would probably fit Assault, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Gunner...
  12. eetmorsqrls

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    nah... Chuck would make the game completely imba...

    Mr. T = Tank
    Arnold = gunner
    Jackie Chan = Assassin
    Wesley Snipes = Assault
    Jean Claude = Support
    Vin Diesel = Sniper

    Brad Pitt = Pitgirl
    Robin Williams = Mascot
    Morgan Freeman = Announcer

    Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert (and company) = Bots

    ...let's do this!
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    The Assassin is a chick....
  14. neutrino

    neutrino low mass particle Uber Employee

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    Jackie Chan in drag?? It wouldn't be the first time ;)
  15. nyx

    nyx Moderator Alumni

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    No Jackie Chan!!
    I'd accept Jet Li.
  16. neutrino

    neutrino low mass particle Uber Employee

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    Jet Li isn't a girl either.
  17. nyx

    nyx Moderator Alumni

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    Well no, but if we are talking drag.... I can't stand Jackie Chan's slapstick crap.
  18. neutrino

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    You mean you can't stand his slapstick crap UNLESS he's beside Chris Tucker!

    So Jackie Chan in drag as the assassin and Chris Tucker as Assault!

    Mr T as the tank. Jean Reno as the sniper?

    Benecio Del Toro as support?

    Don't get me started ;)
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    Maybe one of these days, I'll post the real inspiration for these characters ;)
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    Though Scathis can neither confirm nor deny that this will be the case.

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