TEAM OXYTEAM: AFFIRMATIVE ACTION EDITION/ADDITION

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av3VQRSUN7c (SHORT MACHINIMA, WATCH IN HD)

ARE YOU TIRED OF EVERYONES FAVORITE PUB STOMPERS BEING RUN BY THE SAME YOUNG AVERAGE LOOKING WHITE GUYS? WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET ABOUT 40% OF ALL THE WOMEN WHO PLAY MONDAY NIGHT COMBAT ON A REGULAR BASIS?

HI BILLY MAYS AND TEAM OXYTEAM BACK AGAIN WITH 100% MORE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION THAN EVER BEFORE!

YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AFTER MANY COUNTLESS FICTIONAL DAYS OF ARM TWISTING, TEAM OXYTEAM HAS DECIDED TO FINALLY OPEN ITS DOORS TO THE WOMEN FOLK! WE ARE EVEN CONSIDERING LETTING THEM VOTE! EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MISS INFORMED AND OBSYDIANYTE TO TEAM OXYTEAM, NOW OFFICIALLY THE MOST ESTROGEN FUELED TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF MONDAY NIGHT COMBAT! TEAM OXYTEAM NOW ADDS HHHHUUUUUUUUUGGGGZZZZZZZZ AND MECHANICAL BABY INVISIBLE CHILDREN WHO CLAW PEOPLES EYES OUT TO THEIR EVER EXPANDING ARSENAL OF SIDE SPLITTING WEAPONS WHILE RUNNING WHHHILD ALL OVER THE MONDAY NIGHT COMBAT COMMUNITY!

TEAM OXYTEAM: THE LADIES CHOICE!

WITH THIS NEWEST ADDITION, PLAYING WITH OR AGAINST TEAM OXYTEAM WILL MATCH YOU UP WITH TREMENDOUS PLAYERS SUCH AS:

-IM HUDSON

-SHOW YOUR HEART

-BILLY RUEBEN

-BOLTAKTION

-REV RABIES

-SXD24

-MISS INFORMED

-OBSYDIANYTE

YES FOLKS, FOR ONLY FOUR EASY PAYMENTS OF 400 MICROSOFT POINTS, YOU TOO CAN EXPOSE YOURSELF TO THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS OF MONDAY NIGHT COMBAT: TEAM OXYTEAM!

ALTERNATIVELY, YOU COULD JUST CHECK OUT TEAM OXYTEAM ON YOUTUBE AND HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!

BUT WAIT THERES MORE! WE ALSO HAVE JACKTRIPS AND

More like "Affirmative Action and Americans With Disabilities Act" edition...with Jack Trips' internet connecting being the Americans With Disabilities Act portion of it.

Shared it on FB with all my non-gaming friends/family who will be like "lol, wut?"

Yawn.

This was entertaining the first few times, but now its kinda tired.

Cheesecake has just earned clawed eyes.
...And what the heck, kneecaps too--I'm in a good humor~

Also, at first I was thinking "AH why are you yelling at me?!" but then I lol'd and remembered who it was that is addressing the public. Hahaha~

ALSO also, I don't know why Jack's bit cracks me up SO much. It just...does. Bahaha!

OMG WHY I'M MUCH BETTER THAN BOTH OF THEM TROLLOLOLOL--An 200th post "well spent". :lol:

Oh Teo, I didn't see you there!
How's life under the bridge? Bahaha~

You should get on so we can play together!

Sort of bad, I'm always living under the bridge in my world.

Pffft xD I think my favourite part was the very end too with Jack. I giggled at that bit. I hope you guys do more Machinima like that as well, the camera set up is cool with the deploy so it looks good :3


PS
I do miss gaming with you guys

I don't understand the point of these..

This is entirely different than a commercial for a made up product; it's just a little super happy fun time clip we made in celebratory fashion.

Even still, the point in all we do is to entertain the masses. Or at least attempt to, bahaha~

I giggled.

How exactly can you join Oxyteam? :|

Lol @ giggle.

Anyone else notice the newly-flattened Syd goes from a pancake to a 2D version of her normal stance, or am I just trippin balls? (Around 0:20)

I noticed that, too. It's weird.

On my screen at the time, I was flattened, but a few moments later I sprung back up again to full stance.

I just have to ask, do you seriously, SERIOUSLY sell membership to a clan for 1600MS points?

Seriously?

No. That is a joke. As is most of the post.

:relived:

I was about to hold you in contempt.