Suggestions for stuff to do while sitting in lobby

With MNC on the brink of extermination with all the major titles releasing on the 360 in the next couple months, the majority of our playing time will be spent in the lobby. What is it that you like to do for fun while waiting in lobby? Some things I like to do:

-Make a sandwich
-Check my k/d
-Log onto uberent.com
-Realize 80% of new posts are dead stretch
-Log off
-Wonder if there is enough time to rub one out
-Forget that, there is six people in lobby.
*Teams are set, time to play*
*seconds later lobby clears out*
*still waiting in lobby*
....................
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Like today.
Me, Peachy, Yan, Chron, Thomas and Headcase waited for freaking 30 mins above on a lobby.

I like using iPhone while waiting.

Rub two out.

which is why I usually play by myself. its stupid...you might as well not even bother playing MNC if you want to play with your e-friends

I like both being alone and having a party of 3.
4 to 6 is lame and long.

Drink Grape Juice.

Watch Porn.

i like to copy other people's club tag/protag combo, or flash the "ready" flag on and off and see how many people i can get to flash back.

Try to make up more then 80% of new posts.

and..

Gee, I wonder why nobody wanted to play against all of you, it's baffling

rub 3 out with lotion as a lubricant

lubrication is for amateurs.

If you ain't lubricating, you ain't doin' it right.

Rub one off to peachy's cock.

http://youtu.be/G5NdmOCe0Z4?t=5s

Count to 10 with a black man's voice

i sit and think of how awesome i am at MNC. my own sense of self-satisfaction is enough to keep me aroused for hours, far longer than any lobby wait

I usually just try and rub one out

lmao