Spudwars: Episode 1, The Carboyhdrated Menace

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In the beginning, there were only potatoes. Young, dormant tubers that had not yet seen the light of day; they lied in the dark depths of space, waiting one day, one day for the opportunity to fulfill their true purpose in life; to be the ultimate battlefield.

And one day, one fateful day, two fresh Commanders, looking for a battle with which to shake the foundations of the universe. They found their penultimate meeting upon the celestial body; Cosmic Spud-I. The battle raged for tens of minutes on end, both enemies using their sharp minds and sharper strategies to outwit one another, tanks after tanks were sacrificed to the grounds of the First Cosmic Spud War. There must have been at least twenty, maybe even FORTY stout tanks that were lost to this glorious battle, the tales of which are told in smoky bars accompanied by strong whiskey.

In the end, both Commanders crossed their fire at last across an exposed metal strip, their Uber Cannons firing in tandem, and laying Cosmic Spud-I to rest forevermore. Such is the tale of the First Spud War.

:lol: jesus moar pls

I've noticed that with high height range values. At least I think that's what causes the misshaping.....