So Two Cute Asian Girls Confront Me

I'm walking to the bus stop, and get stopped by two cute Asian girls asking for me to stop for a moment. Curious enough, I stop and ask what's up. Not every day you get stopped by two random girls. Seems promising.

They ask me name. Ok good start. Say they think they've heard my name before. Interesting. They introduce themselves. They are sisters.

Yes. Yeees.

They ask if they can pray for me.

Oh Crap.

I ask them to elaborate, they say they want to pray for me in general and ask if I believe in God.

Craaap.

I explain that I believe in the possibility of a higher power, but that I do not hold myself to any particular religion. I try to keep conversation as light and bi-partisan as possible. They ask me what's wrong with my leg.

What.

When I was in freshman year at my High School, I managed to fall on a tree branch stuck in the mud and gouge my leg. Long story. It didn't even hurt, as I am a panzy and my went into shock (stopping the pain transmisisons) before I even knew I was injured, but it left a pretty nice scar. I've healed over fine, and it has no affect on my ability to walk or run. I can kick over my head with my bad leg. These girls have mistaken my groggy "just woke up" stumble as a problem with my leg.

I roll with it. Make it sound worse than it is.

They ask if they can try to pray to heal it.

Ooooh God.

I oblige, and the proceed to crouch down and hold my leg while muttering in either Mandarin or Japanese with snippets in English about God fixing every fiber and cell.

I am on a public street on campus. There are people walking past. There are two girls crouching before me in a near fanatical position holding onto my leg. They are sisters.

This is not exactly how I panned out this kind of thing in my dream fantasies. "Dear God"

They finish, we talk about God a bit more, and I half agree with them on points as I make my exit. It turns out they aren't a part of a group or anything, they just did it for the sake of doing it.

I miss the bus.

I stand at the stop, waiting for the next bus, and, ironically, only one word crosses my mind.

Christ.

Cool story bro.

6/10

By the pubic hairs of Zeus, what did I just read...

Why the **** did I read that whole thing?

? ???? CM ??~ ??? ????

You should have told them you needed further saving and needed to be takin to their rooms.

Not THAT cute.

Then why the hell are you calling them cute if they're not cute.

Cute like 'desudesu', not cute like really pretty. At least, not cute enough. Thresholds man, standards.

Makes no sense.

This post belongs on facebook...just saying

Since I am playing runescape, I did not feel this was a waste of my time to read. It wasted the time between clicking on inventory of logs to train fletching.

Any other time, I would have felt ripped off.

I read everything I can find authored by Gray Fox. I'm usually entertained. Not as much as when I read Vlane's posts, but entertained nonetheless.

You just haven't seen the beta forums.

link?

Get good.

See what I mean? :lol:

Can you link the beta forums through a PM? I sincerely doubt it isn't locked except for a member group. Too bad, we will never get to know what we are missing