So, did I tell you guys about how I went to jail last month?

http://nastynickblum.blogspot.com/2010/ ... upper.html

Long read, but very entertaining.

That was magical. I love you, Snarf.

You should submit this to cracked so you could make 50 bucks to help you pay those fees. :lol:

Dude, writing for cracked would be AMAZING. I may do that one day. I'm working on another article right now called "10 Lil Wayne Lines that Prove he is a Terrible Rapper"

Cracked is amazing, I read almost all their articles for the last year or so. Who is your favorite writer?

EDIT: Also, did you write that? That was gold dude.

I actually don't know any of the writer's names. I do read their articles religiously, though. I really want to get into writing humor. They are amazing. All of their main guys.

I wrote that about 2 days after I got taken to jail. Ps: Jon(numbers), you better read this one. I know you're lurking around here somewhere. You'll love it.

I was actually reading it to Jon last night when we were playing and got him to read it.

Also, the best writers on cracked? Soren and DOB.

Oh my god I love Cracked.

DOB and seanbaby

DOB and possibly the two movie producer characters of Brockway. Also Cracked Afterhours is amazing.

I don't like any of cracked's videos. They are funny and extremely witty, but their personalities were not meant for the cameras. Just not very charismatic speakers.

That was amazing. Really excellent writing skills and had me giggling through some parts. Do say you plan on writing more of anything. I was pretty hooked and the comedy and wording was fun :3 Totally bookmarked/faved or whatever it's called.

Thanks Jane. I've been following comedy for a long time. I really just don't enjoy anything more in life than laughing, so why not attempt to make a career out of it? (Kind of funny that the two things I really want to do are comedy or mixed martial arts. I'm either cracking you up or I'm beating the living hell out of you...two very different paths ).

I do intend to write more. I'll keep a link to my blog in my sig with and update it when I make a new one.

Haha well if you enjoy both martial arts and comedy it's not too odd. Both can be great stress relievers, one where you laugh and the other beating the crap out of stuff xD

That'd be awesome in your sig! I would love to see more :3

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Round house kick!
Round house kick who?
Round house kick you!

That was the best blog entry I have read today. You should totally write more of this stuff.

Just published my 2nd one. 15 Lil Wayne LInes that Prove he is a Terrible Rapper

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NICK!
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