So I deliver the Seattle Times, and an awesome story caught my eye. The times' article didn't get put online, but the one from Athletic Business Newswire did. So how about us Seahawks fans? =)
It's a well-known fact: my local, state, or provincial sports team is infinitely more awesome than yours.
They do. And cause riots, actual wars, destroy relationships, and get really pointless metaphors written about them on top of all that.