Scented Midget is so awesome that he assassinated a tank from the front. Scented Midget is so awesome that he got an uber streak with a single grapple. Scented Midget is so awesome that he destroys the moneyball by taunting...and he doesn't even have juice. Scented Midget is so awesome that this game censors him when he's juiced. Scented Midget is so awesome that every single time he taunts, the pit girls have an orgasm (and he doesn't even call them the next day!) Scented Midget is so awesome that people dont send rage messages to him. They send begging-for-mercy messages. Scented Midget is so awesome that every 76 years he smacks haley's comet away from earth with his ****. Scented Midget is so awesome that he cures cancer with his farts. Knock Knock! Who's there? Scented Midget. Always. So a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. Scented Midget bangs all 3 of them...while getting an uber streak. How many Scented Midgets does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he can do it way better than you can! What's the difference between Scented Midget and 100% pure, unrefined awesomeness? 100% pure, unrefined awesomeness isn't as awesome as Scented Midget.
I keep telling him we are going to open up migit tossing contests again and hes first in line :twisted:
Scented Midget is so awesome his gold ran away because it felt bad about charging him in the first place.
