Thanks to @flubbateios for the framework for this mod! Enter a four digit number into chat, play taunts from the appropriate general from Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour. First two digits are the general, next two are for the specific taunt. There's a variable amount for each general, from 10 to 14. 00xx - General Ironside 00 - Set the table kid, 'cause we're coming for dinner. 01 - I got three things to teach ya kid: How to lose, how to cry, and how to die. 02 - Here we come, punk. Step aside or get stepped on. 03 - You call yourself a general? I call you a pain in the butt, that's what I call ya. 04 - This is your idea of Strategy? Of tactics? Tank blob is the best you can come up with? Pathetic, just pathetic. 05 - I've got more medals than you've got teeth, boy, which won't be saying much after I get done knocking them out for ya. 06 - Do you think this is a game? Well do ya? Wait, don't answer that. 07 - Does mommy know you're out by yourself? 08 - Here comes the hammer, punk, and you don't want to be the nail. 09 - You're out of resources? Boy, you don't start the dance if you can't pay the bill. 10 - Uh-oh, looks like we're going to have to do some deficit spending. 11 - *Laughs* 01xx - General Granger 00 - Birds away! Let's go hunt some dozers. 01 - The bombs bursting in air! 02 - Ouch! That must have been expensive! 03 - You've lost a lot of buildings general! Were you planning on using... harsh language now? 04 - I don't appreciate your shooting down my planes, General. 05 - Get out of my airspace, General! 06 - Hey, General? How about we call this one a draw? 07 - Hmm, that's a lot of anti-air, General. Think it'll be enough to calm the fear? 08 - Bombs away, punk! 09 - You don't mind if we drop in, do you, General? 10 - Artillery?! You think you can attack me with artillery?! 11 - Wait, that's a bomb truck! Everyone look out! 12 - You force me to use tanks! I hate using tanks. 02xx - General Townes 00 - Interesting choice of tactics. It didn't help my last opponent either. 01 - I'm about to attack. I thought you could use the warning. 02 - Maybe you should reevaluate your strategies. They obviously don't work. 03 - Prepare yourself, General. You're about to be taught a lesson in war. 04 - Easy come, easy go. 05 - Maybe you're not cut out for this. Try painting. 06 - Checkmate. 07 - It's a whole new age of warfare, General, and it's coming to your doorstep. 08 - I can't lose to you! You're a bumbling bufoon! 09 - This must be like a nightmare for you, General. 03xx - General Alexander 00 - Tactical superiority is key, general. Here, let me show you. 01 - If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, General. Think about it. 02 - We're waiting for you, general. What's keeping you? 03 - I've been analyzing your tactics, and I'm just amazed! Do you even have any tactics, General? 04 - So, your overall strategy is to bore me off the battlefield? 05 - Maybe we should do this another time when you're not so distracted (at least I hope that's what's wrong). You did say you were a general right? 06 - Oh, was that supposed to keep me out of your base, General? 07 - There, that's better. Your base was much too cluttered before. 08 - You have no respect for other people's property! 09 - Now why did you have to go and destroy all those buildings? I had just gotten them where I wanted them! 10 - Who was supposed to be guarding that area? 11 - Oh! Did someone forget to pay the electric bill? 12 - Ooh, you didn't manage your resources very wisely, now did you? 13 - Oh, what's that sound? And look, there's a light in the sky! Hmm, I wonder... 04xx - General Leang 00 - You began this fight, General. Now I will finish it. 01 - Attack the fool! Take no prisoners. 02 - Two warriors meet on the battlefield. Who is to say who will win? I do! That's who. Me. You will fall, General. 03 - A fight that cannot be won is not worth fighting. So why are you here, General? 04 - Rage will only get you so far, General. Now rage and a column of tanks? That will get you somewhere. 05 - You find yourself at the end of your rope, General, and only now have you discovered that the end of that rope is on fire! 06 - The dance of battle is strange and brief, and this battle with you has been... strangely brief! 07 - Ah! I see you haven't thought your strategy through. Pity. 08 - A wise man knows when to retreat. Obviously, you are not such a man. 09 - In the end, all fall before me. 10 - We shall mediate and consider our next move. 11 - We sweep away your buildings like bamboo before a hurricane. 12 - Your base goes large, General, ripe for a nuclear strike. 13 - We are immune to your nuclear missiles, General. 05xx - General Kwai 00 - The Iron Dragon marches through your puny defenses. 01 - Ahh... Can you feel the thunderous song of approaching armor, general? 02 - Are you protecting your flanks, General? Why don't we have a look. 03 - Soon the field will fill with tanks. My tanks. 04 - Tanks! Build more tanks! 05 - Another battalion is on its way, General! Please make them feel welcome. 06 - I'm going to take this time to construct more defense. No, wait, I'll build more tanks instead! 07 - And now this war has gone nuclear! Excellent. 08 - That particle cannon will never live to fire on me. 09 - So many base defenses, General. All so useless! 10 - I see many planes, General. Like gnats, waiting to be swatted out of the sky. 06xx - General Fai 00 - One billion more where that came from! 01 - Ever been hacked, General? 02 - Unleash the horde! 03 - Charge! 04 - I have enough men to hold a parade. Can we have it in your base? 05 - You've wasted all your resources fighting my men. But I still have more men! 06 - Nuclear missile approaching! Flee! Get me out of here! 07 - It's time to unleash the horde! 08 - Men? Where are my men? You wouldn't consider letting me go would you? Please don't hurt me. 09 - We have nice uniforms in the horde. It won't be so bad. You might even like it! But I doubt it. 10 - *Maniacal laugh* 07xx - General Tao 00 - Soon your base will glow... like the sun. 01 - Melt! Everything must melt! 02 - The glow! The wonderful glow! Can you not see it, General? 03 - It looks like a Nuclear Winter this year, General! 04 - Oh, maybe you're having a meltdown, huh? 05 - Now where did I put those launch codes? 06 - Remember, don't look directly at the blast, general. 07 - Keep those planes away from my silos! 08 - Oh look, I have a nuke all ready for you! 09 - *Orgasmic laugh* 08xx - General Deathstrike 00 - Look at all the wonderful toys you have brought me. I broke all my toys as a child and now I will break yours. 01 - Your forces fall like wheat before my sword. 02 - Your attacks have been like pathetic screams amidst the howl of a raging storm. 03 - General, my subjects require my attention. How much longer do you intend to dance around like a clown? 04 - General, your tactics remind me of a child learning to play chess. 05 - General, I was bored minutes ago. Now, I am beginning to fall asleep. 06 - How does it feel to challenge a true military genius? 07 - You are like a stinging insect, general, and it is time to squash your annoying presence. 08 - Ah, a flanking attack. Crude, but at least it is a strategy. 09 - It seems your appetite has overstretched your resources, General. I hope you get your power back up before we reach your base. 10 - Building nuclear weapons, General? I figured you would resort to such cowardice. 11 - You fill the air with those annoying gnats. Now, we will swat them down. 12 - *Maniacal laugh* 09xx - Prince Kassad 00 - You didn't need those troops anyways! 01 - Watch this. Oh wait, you can't! 02 - I think it's time to acquire a new base. 03 - Closing your eyes will not make the pain of defeat any easier. 04 - Handsome generals always win battles. 05 - I can't wait for your next attack. General, can we expect it today? 06 - So, you're trying to enter my base from the flank? We'll put a stop to that. 07 - A back door attack? Oh, I didn't realize you were so devious, General. 08 - Nuclear missiles! I thought you were bluffing, General! 09 - Now you see me, now you are dead. 10 - *Maniacal laugh* 10xx - General Juhziz 00 - General, I have a delivery for you. Sign for it, won't you? 01 - Did your building just blow up? I wonder how that happened... 02 - First, all is silence. Then, Boom! Don't you just love it general? 03 - Oh please, ignore my workers, general. They're just burring some... garbage for me. 04 - Oh, General, you must see this! It's the bomb! 05 - My resources are low, General. Mind if we come and take some of yours? 06 - Now why do you want to build a particle cannon? We were just beginning to have fun, General! 07 - Oh, stop building planes, General. You'll miss the genius of my traps! 08 - Nuclear missile? You will pay for this general! 09 - You will never defeat me, General. You should leave before you get hurt. 10 - Oops! 11 - Boom! 11xx - Dr. Thrax 00 - Aha! I see you! 01 - How long can you hold your breath? 02 - Ready for another chemistry lesson? 03 - Oh, it is not so bad, you should only feel a long and painful burning after this! 04 - It is so hard to find a doctor these days who will make house calls, but Dr. Thrax still does! 05 - Oh! Spill on aisle one! 06 - Go forth, my toxic warriors! Bring our message to the masses! 07 - Oh, you are going to like this, General. Oh, no wait, no you won't! 08 - Now, breathe in, that's it, and out, again, oh yes, feel better? 09 - Budget? I don't want to hear about the budget! 10 - Perhaps I shouldn't have gotten my degree from a mail order college. 11 - Prepare to tell your three-eyed grandchildren of your defeat this day!
