question

when you people heat up your food and its really hot, do you shove the food in your mouth immediately, or wait a bit for it to cool down

i think i have a problem or something

Are you going to try and sell me a microwave or something?

Instead of polling a video game forum on how they eat, just tell us how you eat. Then we can gauge how bad your problem really is.

We'll be honest and discreet. I mean, it's a video game forum.

everytime i heat food or get food that's really hot i end up putting it in my mouth because its really tasty

and then my mouth is like "oh god, you're an idiot" and then i have to make weird faces or open my mouth wide and i'm all aaaaaugh why i should just wait longer

maybe

Next time, try twisting your nipples when you bite into your hot, tasty snack.

should i do that with my fingers, or with clothespins?

Lets keep it PG dude. It's a public forum.


Fingers.

If you're in the US I'm not interested - I bought the Death Star II ccg complete set from the US last week for $229.88 but had to pay $70 import charges :cry:

If you're in the EU however I might be interested.

I always eat it anyways. Case in point: Pizza. I'm a sucker for a good pie, and the minute I see it, a piece is going in my mouth.

Learn the reverse blow. While the foods in your mouth, shuffle it around and breathe in and out quickly. With practice you won't burn your mouth, you'll eat when you wanna eat, and you won't eject the food while trying to cool and taste it at the same time.

Ah, us Americans. Ingenious when it comes to food.

And you have great TV shows like Man vs Food. That show makes me wish I lived in the US.
Just keep the hell away from cinemas.

My wife lives and dies by the food network. And I keep telling her "watching porn makes me a better sex partner, why doesnt watching the food network make you a better cook?"

She didn't take to that comment. Been fapping for a few months.

I know right?
My wife always whines about me and my son leaving the toilet seat up:
"How hard is it too put the damn seat down!!!!"
followed by the slam of the seat.

"I don't know but you fucking complain every time you have to do it"
followed by 'The stare' while a knell tolls in the distance and a tumbleweed blows on by.

Next time, issue her this quandary: Why should I put the seat down, why don't you put it up when you're done?

I did but that was followed by a speech on etiquette...
I won't tell you what happened when I asked her if she's ever had Bacterial Vaginosis

I'm sure she denied ever having it. "but hun, your twat stinks"

never works