[PWNS] Clan team thing

PWNS is an elite team of highly skilled players who enjoy winning!
Also, we are NA based. EU players are welcome to join if they can perform well on NA servers, though.

If this sounds like you, you are on the right track!

We have mumble and raid a14u's vent server. Or maybe just I do that :twisted:

Rules:
1) No bads. If you die and lose a lot we probably don't want you.
2) People who don't use their class for it's optimal job. Anything not optimal is bad. If you are a deathmatch assassin you need not apply.
3) Understand all core gameplay mechanics such as juice, why buying lazer blazers is bad, map control, etc.
4) use hazards. Seriously, too many people who overlook them.
5) Have a competitive mindset and are willing to win.
6) Real life is important. We get it, it's cool. But if you say you are going to be there for a competitive event and don't tell us otherwise, you damn well better show up.
7) Don't be an uptight person. Take a joke, seriously. If you can't handle a teammate calling you a noob every once in a while you need to light up

If you are thinking "OMG THATS ME HAO TO APPLY? TELL ME NAO!" Then you are at the right place.
We would like the following information from you:
1) A screenshot of the first page of your locker room. A steam screenshot link is fine (f12 in game to take screenshots)
2) Your steam profile link
2) Screenshots of the 3 pages of leaderboard for crossfire. Kills/wins/cash. Steam links are still fine. In fact, if you could just put all 4 pictures in an album on steam and send me the link to that it would be just peachy!
4) Your preferred class(es)
5) Your estimated average KDR with the class(es) listed ^
6) How you want us to contact you. Preferably the best way to get in contact for those late night booty calls.
7) Post the above steps ^ in a reply to this thread!
8) get back to playin the vidya games!

If you want to scrim us, post a reply below with how to contact you. For late night booty calls. Thanks!

European?

I think you should make it a requirement to be able to perform this song on vent/mumble: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRXdTsMbqC8

ONLY IF YOU DANCE TO IT WHILE BEING TOO SEXY FOR YOUR SHIRT

http://steamcommunity.com/id/scupizzaboy

Preferred classes: Gunner, Gunner, and also Gunner.
KDR: See screens for typical games.
Contact via steam PM. Rarely busy.

Screens of stuff

1) No bads. If you die and lose a lot we probably don't want you.
Losing? What's that?

2) People who don't use their class for it's optimal job.
My build is optimal to the point that I can take on any role (defense/offense/escort bots/destroy bots/destroy turrets/chain juice/keep the ball down) and do it well.

3) Understand all core gameplay mechanics
Chain juicing is amazing.
WHY U BUILD LONGSHOT ON STEEL PEEL >_<
Ice turrets + Rocket turrets. Bots never get through it. Assassins hate it.
Control center, keep them in their spawn. Get called a spawn camper for your effort.

4) use hazards. Seriously, too many people who overlook them.
I'm sorry, you wanted to use the Annihilator? I beat you to it.

5) Have a competitive mindset and are willing to win.
Absolutely.

6) Real life is important.
Only something serious would get me away from my computer.

7) Don't be an uptight person.
We're all here to have fun.