Post your idea for a MNC product commercial!

We've all seen the benefits of keeping your ammo cool - and your bacon hot - as well as the multiple uses for a LazeRazor. We'd all love more of these videos - the Support's "oh a-no" face is fantastic - so what would you advertise, and how?

A list of endorsements.

Achille's Ocular Implants (Crits)

The Sniper is running along in Grenade III Arena, when he sees two Bouncers...bouncing towards him, followed by a Tank. He drops a knee and shoots one Bouncer with his rifle. It keeps coming. He shoots it again. It flinches, but keeps coming. Panicking, he throws his rifle at them, and starts running away. The Bouncers pounces - and we freeze-frame.

We rewind, and while Micky Cantor extolls the virtues of Achille's, the Sniper drops a knee - the camera panning to his face to show a red eye with a black crosshair for a pupil - and the "full-scale real time anatomical map" of the Bouncer is superimposed over it, with a glowing weakspot. The Sniper takes down a Bouncer, and causes the second one to explode, sending the Tank soaring away like a Warner Brothers cartoon character. The Sniper turns to the camera, and winks with the Achilles eye.

Gobinumb Extra Strength, seems like a perfect product for BILLY MAYS

SMEDLEYS COMMERCIAL

[The Assault walks out of his spawn room]
Hello, citizens, look at your health bar, now back to me, now back at your health bar, now back to me. Sadly, it isn't green, but if you stopped using Regenitol and started using a superior passive healing product, it could be green. Look down, back up, where are you? Youre no longer in the respawn room because of a suprise slim attack. Whats in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a juicebox with two speed pick-ups. Look again, the pick-ups are now bacon. Anything is possible when your health bar is green and you aren't dead. I'm punching a sniper. DA NA DA DA DA DANA DA

Beautiful.

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