Possibly the coolest story ever.

I was a gunner on Grenade 3 Arena.
This cute assassin that was talking a bunch of trash in the Pre-game lobby is following me around, trying to face grappel, just being a tryhard.

So i would use my Level 1 grappel, and just run away. Get stabbed in the face, then grab her again and this went on for a good 3 minutes. She followed me so closely that she would be right on my *** when i would hit a jump pad.
So i hit the jump pad on the lower level of Grenade that leads to the middle, turned around and stood exactly where it landed me and waited. She tried coming after me, but ended up getting a melee to the face and getting rung out all in mid air. :lol:

Funniest thing was he sent me a message saying that he was a professional hacker.
I told him "I didn't know 12 year olds knew how to hack."

Good times

YOURBEJOKINGONMAHAGE?

lawlballs.

I normally don't like singling out people/retaliating for things said in pregame, but when done in such a passive-aggressive way... well that's just awesome.

I love it when Assassins are following me so close, and cloaked, that when I use my jump jets she gets lit on fire.