How about...Get a lifetime earnings of 1,000,000 and you can replace all your classes with Pitgirl: whom plays like they normally do Oh, and the mascot.
I think it would be better if PitGirl became a playable once a day every year... say... Valentine's Day? something similar to our lovely mascot being all Christmasy this month.
Why didn't PitGirl get a sexy Ms. Claus costume? bengolus, we need some lore - stat! I do like the idea of PitGirl ranting about doing it Tiki style.
I can imagine Bulleye's stats and protags looking something like: Damage taken Juice boxes given Items dropped Bacon given Churros given Your KD would always be zero though, unless you get one of those miraculous fall-from-the-sky goomba stomps. :lol: Also, Pitgirl would be OP.
If there was a pickup like Bacon, when you collected it all of a sudden you got a Huge Bullseye Mascot Head dropped onto your pro, with the head on you lose all your abilities and use of weapons, every pro on the field can see exactly where you are and all you have left is your class grapples. Even cooler would be if you got to keep the balance of the money your team earned from shooting you less what your opposing team earned. You could run your fat *** back towards your moneyball and make you and your team a fortune.
