OH DAMNIT MY BACON!

Discussion in 'Monday Night Combat 360 General Discussion' started by lord_sammy, January 21, 2011.

  1. lord_sammy

    lord_sammy New Member

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    A Fail and Rage thread dedicated to stories of losing bacon to the stupidest things.
    BLITZ!
    Buzzers. that is all.
    In a more recent game I took my support down to ground level for some Jackbot cleanup since the Annihilator was chargin its lazors. Little did I know I'd fallen right into a trap: Even though I jumped the slam they proceeded to shoot me between one another. Support=Pinball!
    CROSSFIRE!
    All that comes to mind is the time I smokebombed out of their base and landed right. In front. Of a Tank. On low health! Panicking, not thinking of simply lunging off to the side, I backpedal, hoping gold endorsements will make my shurikens strike true and mighty into his being. Unfortunately, he proceeded to Rail Gun me in the face. Bye bye bacon.
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    ObiFett New Member

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    nvm
    Last edited: January 21, 2011
  3. lord_sammy

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    That thread is for massive game-turn arounds. Losing your bacon does not count, unless you're just that godly with it. XD
  4. jaysofacton

    jaysofacton Active Member

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    Steel peel as assassin - picked up bacon off Bullseye, lunged at the enemy Jackbot,
    pressed grapple just as his ground pound anime started, next thing I know I'm ringed out.

    It gets better.

    I respawned proceeded to grapple said Jackbot, picked up Bacon AGAIN, got back-grappled instantly. Can't blame lag on that one. :oops:
  5. Shhmowzoww

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    Ugh, I had just picked up bacon from a jackbot after sloooooowly draining him by myself as support to have a gunner slam me over the edge :x
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    I singlehandedly took down a jackboot with a support only to have a sin dash and take my bacon
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    Picked up 2 bacons in one life during overtime from Jackbot slaughtering and then proceeded to dash into a charging tank to escape. Mickey Cantor wasn't pleased with me.
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  9. sxd24

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    GrenAde III
    Pick up Bacon from Bullseye
    Use Jump Pad
    Major lag spike
    Jackbot slam
    Ring out

    or

    Juice to take out Jackbot
    Jacktrips turns the corner
    Steals Bacon
    Purposefully jumps off the map

    or this.

    Take your pick. When you pick up Bacon over 100 times, there's bound to be a few fails.
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    Does it count when I spot bacon as an assassin from jackbot and go for it when a cloaked assassin swoops in from the opposite direction and probably didn't even realized she picked it up?

    Goddammit, where are my dibs?

    Also, goddamn assault charge 3.
  11. grindout

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    In blitz the other night.. Obsydianyte got bacon 2 or 3 times and about 3 rounds after she got it she would die. (blackjack hit her off the map, or jackbot slams)

    Was sooo funny...

    Me myself.. have the most bacon out of anyone on this game so I have too many stupid ways of dying with it.
  12. lord_sammy

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    MIGRATING HOST, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR TANKBACON!
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  13. Gentleman

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    I love being back-stabbed as soon as I grab Bacon.
  14. lord_sammy

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    I was playing Tank on Spunky and killed their Jackbot and nabbed the Bacon. Well two Juiced bullets hit me right after and I'd already used both clutch passives. So I was trying to escape and I got focused down by the enemy team. I had it all for what, two seconds? I raged -so- hard. And we still lost in the end, so "At least you kept it away from them" isn't much consolation T.T
  15. IrradiatedRadex

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    Low health.
    See bacon across map.
    Run to it.
    Grab it.
    Die once I grab it.

    That's one less for the ProTag.
  16. Mrsubguy

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    One of my first games in crossfire

    WTFBBQ IS THAT BACON?!?! I ask my self as I'm standing alone with bullseye as a gunner. I walk over to it.... Pick it up game ends 1 second later due to a fail host migration.... So much rage

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