New idea: Weapon gained from bacon.

I vote that if you pick up bacon, your primary weapon goes away, and instead, you get THIS.

Also vegetarian friendly.

I say your primary gets replaced by a pig that shoots apples from his mouth. There should be a big black censored bar over it when you reload though :O.

Only if your secondary becomes a baby launcher. The only downside is it would take nine months to reload....

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How are we acquiring this weapon again? I think if you kill something with the pig gun, you should have to perform a taunt that includes a baby launcher. At this point, you get one shot with the baby launcher, and have to perform follow-up taunts to receive a new baby launcher. Forget reloading, just get a new launcher.

We don't have to be monogomysts (<-------SPELLING ERRORS!?!?!! ARE THERE ANY?!?!?!) with our baby launchers, they're all the same anyways right?

Baby launcher: the future's (more entertaining) solution to abortions.

What do we get from gay bacon then?

A fudge packer blaster cannon.

ERROR, details of said weapon are not physically typable, and you can...uh...figure out why not for yourself.

Only tip you can get from me, is that it takes two people to reload it, and the assassin is not allowed to help reload without a special add-on that I imagine will only be released for the PC.

How about for secondary you turn the pig around and shoot piglets? You get 6 shots and to reload you need the censored bar again.
Maybe there's a grapple where you put it on someone like a bike helmet..?

Edit: gay bacon secondary = "pig skeet" shooter. the entire back half of the pig has to be pixelated

So then what's the grapple? ALL secondary weapons come with a grapple.....

The babymaker, you slam the pig onto thier head so they get to see where babies are made then you rip it off.

LMAO