Take any pivotal scene from any media; and change one letter in the main character's name. Then play the scene's catastrophic results out! I'll start: Frodo Baggins Samwise: Throw the ring in! Frodo Laggins: I'm trying! Frodo Laggins: It just keeps coming back to my hand! Samwise: Hurry! Smeagol: *Snatch!* Smeagol: PRECIOUS! *Flee!* Samwise: CHASE HIM! *Frodo Laggins tries to run after him but keeps getting warped back to the ledge* Samwise: FFS