WHOA!!!!!!!! What's he done to deserve that? I've had two red ringed - a whole two weeks of no xbox!!! Even in jest I can't think of anyone I'd wish that on.
A guy walks into a doctors' office, obviously distressed. Doctor; "So, what brings you in today - you said this was an emergency?" Guy; "I hooked up with this one girl I met at a bar last night, and now I have a red ring on my Xbox!" Doctor; "Well let's have a look...hmmm, I think I have seen this before. Apply this directly onto the red ring on your Xbox and lets see if that helps." Guy; "WOW doc, that is amazing! It cleared the red ring on my Xbox right up! What was that stuff?" Doctor; "Lipstick remover." rimshot.wav