Movember

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  1. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    It's my FAVORITE time of year!! Halloween? Yeah, I like Halloween a lot, but I LOVE Movember!

    Why??

    I get to donate to those willing to grow a mustache to raise awareness for Men's Health! :D

    I've been an advocate for Movember for 5 years now; a proud Mo Sista! I donate to those willing to grow a mustache for the month of Movember to raise money and awareness to Men's Health. This year, I am the Team Captain for Uber Entertainment - Uberent Gents!

    If you'd like to see the Uber Entertainment Devs grow a mustache for the whole month of November, you can donate too! Visit our Mo Space here: http://us.movember.com/team/1054377
    We'll be posting pictures every week so show off the awesome 'staches our Devs can grow. Who's will grow in first? Who's will not grow at all? Join the team and find out!

    We've only raised $25 so far, but we're hoping to raise more! And if you'd like to join our team, please do!! We've joined the Gaming Challenge and we're competing against other gaming companies. Let's show them that Uber Entertainment stands out!

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  2. DeadStretch

    DeadStretch Post Master General

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    This.Is.Going.To.Be.AMAZING!

    Sadly this is a bad time for me to grow, well, any facial hair. It doesn't really help out with finding a job. Otherwise I combine Movemenber and Novembeard into one and let my face hair go wild. Still it should be great fun seeing the Uber dudes grow a mustache over time. inb4 everyone can't wait to see Brad with a 'stache. :D
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  3. JammySTB

    JammySTB Well-Known Member

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    Potential job interview in November :(

    Also, I would look like a pedophile.
  4. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    People will wonder. People will stare. These are the perfect opportunities to share why you're doing it!
    "I'm raising donations for Men's Health."
    "I'm being sponsored to grow a mustache for charity."
    "I'm doing it for Movember!"
  5. poiuasd

    poiuasd Well-Known Member

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    I think I'll grow a 'stache.
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  6. BulletMagnet

    BulletMagnet Post Master General

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    Folks at work are doing this again this year. Not sure who to support, the people that make my games, or the people that pay for them.
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  7. cwarner7264

    cwarner7264 Moderator Alumni

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    ¿por qué no los dos?
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  8. Col_Jessep

    Col_Jessep Moderator Alumni

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    I will look incredibly stupid with a 'stache until all my hair is grey/white... :(
  9. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    So, even if someone is paying you (or rather the charity) to grow one, you still wouldn't? I mean, the silliness is the whole point! :D
  10. Col_Jessep

    Col_Jessep Moderator Alumni

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    I live in Germany. No need to raise awareness or stuff. It's part of the default check-ups you should get at a certain age here. For free of course.
  11. knickles

    knickles Well-Known Member

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    My facial hair is gross.

    I don't even like men, anyways.
  12. hostileparadox

    hostileparadox Well-Known Member

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    Wait, people need a reason to grow a stache?
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    I just wish it grew in more places so I could have more styles to choose from.
    :(
  13. DeadStretch

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    Rule 1 about growing a fuller beard: Exfoliant your skin once a week. Removes dead cells and promotes new hair growth.
  14. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    Wow DeadStretch, look at you and your exfoliating knowledge! :D

    Here's some Mo Tips from the Movember website:

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    HOW TO GROW A MO:
    • Ask yourself the question, who do you want to be? For every style of moustache there is a different personality. You will become that man, you will be treated as that man and you will act like that man. It's important you like who he is.
    • Be brave. The first few days, even weeks, can be uncomfortable and a little awkward as your facial goodness grows and your Mo takes shape.
    • Ignore the itching. Remind yourself that other men have endured worse in the past; surely you can stand a little face tickle from your Mo.
    • Start to shape your moustache using proper grooming techniques. A great Mo comes down to grooming.
    • Look after your Mo. Fertilize it, keep it clean and keep it neat.

    FOODS TO APPROACH WITH CAUTION WHEN SPORTING A MO:
    • Cappuccino
    • Glass of milk
    • Irish Cream Ale, Guinness or any brew served with a fine creamy mousse
    • Caramel Apples
    • Spaghetti
    • Hand-held happy hour foods
    • Corn on the cob
    • Tacos
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  15. JammySTB

    JammySTB Well-Known Member

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    You've been spending too much time around Scathis.
  16. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    • Albert Einstein had a moustache for over 50 years.
    • Groucho Marx for many years wore a fake moustache of greasepaint on stage and film, then grew a real one later in life.
    • In 1967, The Beatles gave away cardboard mustaches with their album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
    • U.S. Marines are not permitted to grow moustaches longer than half an inch.
    • The first artifact that shows a moustache dates back to 300 B.C. and depicts a horseman with a thick black moustache.
    • The world's longest moustache is believed to be a 14ft monster belonging to Ram Singh Chauhan of Rajastan, India, who regularly massages it with mustard and coconut oil to keep it healthy.
    • Women are more attracted to men with Moustaches.
    • In a deck of cards, the King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache.
    • Police in a district in India's Madhya Pradesh state are being paid to grow moustaches because bosses believe it makes them command more respect.
    • A one-month-old moustache is capable of holding approximately 1 oz of liquid or around 10% of a glass of beer before leaking its contents down the face of the owner.
    • Salvador Dalí published a book dedicated solely to his moustache.
    • On average a man with a moustache touches it 760 times a day.
    • There are between 10,000 and 20,000 hairs on a man's face.
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  17. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    Lies
  19. JammySTB

    JammySTB Well-Known Member

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    Everyone is attracted to Daniel Day Lewis.

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  20. hostileparadox

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    Had to do some manscaping yesterday, so out with the Amish look and in with my preferred 'stache style:
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