Mainlining bacon.

Is this a viable strategy?

Depends on your desired results.

I hope you don't mean what it sounds like you might mean.

Mickey probably does it.

Of course Mickey Cantor does it, how else would he be able to come up with such great commentary?

Crack? hah hah hah, don't make me laugh.

He resorts to lines of bacon salt during dry spells.

I heard he dropped 'Juice' in his college years. Thats why he failed most of his classes and became the rambunctious sports commentator he is today. Of course, thats why we love him.

WHAT. That **** will **** you up, man. Makes you go nuts and go on a killing spree or something. D:

Numerous killing sprees.

Don't hog the bacon for yourself! Ride chicky cantor and infuse bacon into your whole team!