Let's make a story!

Let's play a game. I post the first sentence of the story and you all continue. Your story part must not be more than one sentence and not one INCREDIBLY long sentence. Ok I'll start:

The assault was relaxing in the MNC lockerrooms.

then he went home to find that by violating his terms of service contract, Steel Peel corp murdered his wife and son.

this emotionally destroyed the proud assault, so he went in the garage and got a hack saw to remove his MNC branded cloning mechanism.

then he got some rope and hung himself from the rafters in the garage.
the end.

The Sequel!

As the assault lay floating above the noose he realized he still had his y skill on

then he shut off his fly skill and died.

the end.

again.

(Tom da ****'s the matter with u? lmfao)

(i win this thread)

ok new starter. and DONT END IT SO QUICKLY >.>:

The tank was talking to the gunner.

The gunner, due to anger management issues, killed the tank with his minigun and after that turned the gun on himself.

Then decided "NAW **** DAT I GON GO MAKE SOME PANCAKES"

But the Gunner forgot that he was on a middle of a match. Assault headcrabbed him from behind. Boom. "Ha Ha Haaa! I looooove what you do!"

I think a 3 word story would be more useful. You start with three words, then next post adds 3 more, etc. lulz whatever.

The assassin finds a TARDIS......

The sniper eyes the taunting assualt and takes this moment to get revenge by shooting the assualt right in the head as he ends his taunt.

Goes back in time to the LAZERAZOR commercial to successfully assassinate the tank.

As she goes to kill the tank NAZIS show up!

They are unsure of her ethnicity and quickly grab her mask off revealing her face.

After looking at her face, the Nazis vomited on it.