Jokes

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  1. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Fun fact: If you go on the site now they replaced the word "ship" in the pledge section with "fish".
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  2. Geers

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    LOL! DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TAXES WORK!?

    Yes I get the actual joke
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    @killerkiwijuice
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  6. Geers

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    What noise do scary compressed files make?

    RAR!
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  7. Raevn

    Raevn Moderator Alumni

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    Oi! Zip it!
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  8. Devak

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    Hands down the best joke, gotta hand it tot him that he handled the situation well
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  9. Geers

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  10. Geers

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    Meanwhile, in Australia:



    PS: that's the prime minister. As in, the guy in charge of the country.
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  11. thetrophysystem

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    He acts like a regular. Which is a good thing. Do you want someone in charge whom you can relate to? Someone who is still like you, but a little more organized, talented, and idealistic? Or do you want some guy who lives entirely in a way you can never even imagine? When was the last American President that did modern everyday sort of stuff, Kennedy? Even that was a stretch considering he did stuff lower upper class can relate to.
  12. Geers

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    Oh I don't have any problem with him having a drink. Even if he does drink it all in one go.

    It's just too bad he's a moron and IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM I DON'T HAVE THE NBN!

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  13. thetrophysystem

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    He seems very flagrant with state influence over media and sales.

    Which is sometimes a good thing. They basically protect everyone over their purchases and quality control.

    And is sometimes a bad thing when it pisses off a corporation like video game or television based ones. Usually they will jump through the hoops for Australia though, but sometimes they won't.
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    Pavlov is at a bar enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he shouts “Oh! I forgot to feed the dog.”

    A programmer’s wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.
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    I actually think you've said both of those jokes in this thread already.

    You'd think I'd be anal enough to double check, but I'm not.
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  16. Geers

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    Someone called arseface isn't anal enough to do something. Hehe...

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    http://www.clickhole.com/article/disney-fans-rejoice-newly-discovered-letters-walt--2254
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  17. mkrater

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    What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
    A period because it marks the end of their sentence.
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    What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
    A tire.
  19. Geers

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    How to be a Geers in five easy steps:

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    fixed that for ya :)

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