Discussion in 'Unrelated Discussion' started by spazzdla, October 18, 2013.
Fun fact: If you go on the site now they replaced the word "ship" in the pledge section with "fish".
LOL! DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TAXES WORK!?
Yes I get the actual joke
Spoiler: An atrocious scene of cannibalism (not for the light of heart) :
@tunsel11 cuz dis how I woll, k?
What noise do scary compressed files make?
Oi! Zip it!
Hands down the best joke, gotta hand it tot him that he handled the situation well
Meanwhile, in Australia:
PS: that's the prime minister. As in, the guy in charge of the country.
He acts like a regular. Which is a good thing. Do you want someone in charge whom you can relate to? Someone who is still like you, but a little more organized, talented, and idealistic? Or do you want some guy who lives entirely in a way you can never even imagine? When was the last American President that did modern everyday sort of stuff, Kennedy? Even that was a stretch considering he did stuff lower upper class can relate to.
Oh I don't have any problem with him having a drink. Even if he does drink it all in one go.
It's just too bad he's a moron and IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM I DON'T HAVE THE NBN!
He seems very flagrant with state influence over media and sales.
Which is sometimes a good thing. They basically protect everyone over their purchases and quality control.
And is sometimes a bad thing when it pisses off a corporation like video game or television based ones. Usually they will jump through the hoops for Australia though, but sometimes they won't.
Pavlov is at a bar enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he shouts “Oh! I forgot to feed the dog.”
A programmer’s wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.
I actually think you've said both of those jokes in this thread already.
You'd think I'd be anal enough to double check, but I'm not.
Someone called arseface isn't anal enough to do something. Hehe...
What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
A period because it marks the end of their sentence.
What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
How to be a Geers in five easy steps:
fixed that for ya
Separate names with a comma.