Discussion in 'Unrelated Discussion' started by spazzdla, October 18, 2013.
Two penguins walk into a bar... Which is kinda silly since the second one should have seen it.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
Did...Did you just rick-roll us?
Welcome to Friday
It's 3:30 am Saturday. Catch up slowpoke .
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look a little pail.
@tunsel11 was your car on E?
Why do lobster couples never last?
They're just two shellfish!
It begins with a T, ends with a T and it's full of T.
What is it?
When does a boat show affection?
When it hugs the shore.
What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
September 16th, 1776:
The cold air balloon is invented.
Unfortunately it doesn't quite take off.
Turning away from all of the ebola (Man, I have heard this nonstop and I can't seem to spell it right...) nonsense
Britain doesn't make any sense,
It make pounds!
Stupid little thing I came up with this morning...
On this note, I was in Vancouver, BC over the weekend, and I kept on trying to get some dollar bills for tips at the bar, but they kept telling me I was loony.
Horses are well-known for their stable relationships.
You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy.
Separate names with a comma.