Jokes

Discussion in 'Unrelated Discussion' started by spazzdla, October 18, 2013.

  1. spazzdla

    spazzdla Active Member

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    Two atoms are walking down the street and the one atom says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron". The other says "are you sure", the first responds "I'm positive".

    What happeneds when you mix nutella and samlon? You get samonella.

    Why is the math book so sad? It has so many problems.
  2. Schulti

    Schulti Active Member

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    The first one is funny ^^
    But do you think this forum is the right place? ;)
  3. cwarner7264

    cwarner7264 Moderator Alumni

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    "Unrelated discission" is that way --> :p
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  4. spazzdla

    spazzdla Active Member

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    I didn't see an OT forum :(
  5. Schulti

    Schulti Active Member

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    No problem. I think a Mod will show you ;)
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  6. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    Heh, I think I got this :p Prepare for a JOURNEY!!
  7. spazzdla

    spazzdla Active Member

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    AHHH thanks! I find the "OT" forum!

    @mkrater, Where did you get that plushie commander ?!?!? I DO WANT!
  8. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    We got some plush Theta Commanders for PAX this year. We're working on getting our Uber Store updated with more items soon! I added a nice little flower to mine :p
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  9. spazzdla

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    New commander model = 70's commander?!

    Also what washes up on tiny beaches?

    Microwaves!
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  10. mkrater

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    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh??

    10. 10 tickles :p
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  11. JammySTB

    JammySTB Well-Known Member

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    This joke is going way over my head right now :(
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    archcommander Active Member

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    As in ten tentacles.
  13. spazzdla

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    Why didn't thes shrimp share his treasure?

    Because he was a little shellfish.
  14. JammySTB

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    But an octopus has eig-

    Ohhh...
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  15. mkrater

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    10 tickles = tentacles!!! wakka wakka!
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  16. mkrater

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    Why did the man dump ground beef on his head?

    He wanted a meatier (meteor) shower!!
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  17. mkrater

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    Ok, can't promise this is the last because I'm having fun now ^_^

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
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  18. spazzdla

    spazzdla Active Member

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    LOL !!! I love electrical jokes!! (electrical technologist I am).
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  19. JammySTB

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    A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right, the statistician yells "We got it !"
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    Look at that van gogh

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