Jables for President

Since we are all feeling in the election kind of mood I thought I would start a new campaign to elect Jables for president.

If you set up a third party run by uber entertainment, I'd move to america and get a citizenship just to vote for them.
After which I'd come right back to canada.

Lets just get uber to move to Canada eh? I'll supply all the maple syrup you guys want if you come to Ontario...

Mooses fer everyone ay?

*eh

I find all those stereotypical, and offensive.... Not every Canadian says 'Eh', not everyone likes Maple Syrup, or likes to deal with Moose...

Well that's 'cause you ain't canadian, eh?

Sorry, what's this all aboot?

#Jables2016

I was in Canada for 3 months and I never saw a ******* moose. I was so upset.

I've been trying to figure out how to get into to US for years. Let me know if you figure out how.

I say 'eh all the time. I am from Texas. It's alright for anyone to say. Anywho, don't be stereotypical 'eh?

Jables deserves a monument at a highly visible and most visited place... Let us replace the Eiffel Tower in Paris with a statue of @jables

Marry a nice yankee girl and get her preggers. Problem solved! Well... at least one problem.

Yes. Get her pregger's.

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Probably for the best xD noobs around a moose tend to piss it off then get killed...

Guys... I think you've gone off topic abit... we need to get them to Canada not get everyone into America who doesn't want beaver dam powered servers eh?

Those only work in the eastern parts where you have running water year round, gotta resort to whale and seal blubber generators in the colder parts

In all seriousness though, beavers are freaking destructive and annoying, the dam things built a dam behind our neighbour's boat, IN ONE NIGHT. Hard to blow a beaver dam when it's trapping a 20k $ boat...

I see what you did there...

Was wondering if anyone would notice