ITT: Real rage quotes from private matches

Rules: Keep them COMPLETELY anonymous.

MNC Guru: What is my support doing?
Troll LOLington: I'm dead
MNC Guru: Wow, you suck. Why did you die?
Troll LOLington: He shot at me and killed me.
MNC Guru: Well, dodge his bullets.
Troll LOLington: Okay, let me just get $150 so I can upgrade my support's "Do the Matrix"
MNC Guru: No, you should upgrade your intelligence


MNC Guru: OMG, you are a terrible support. Why do you stop healing me?
Non-Snarf Private Match Support: Because I have to take a jump pad to keep up with you when you fly across the bridges like that.
MNC Guru: Seriously, Non-Snarf Private Match Supprt, you are terrible.


British MNC Guru: I don't know what my bloody support is doing.
Troll LOLington: I'm trying to get back to you. But I can't keep up with you on this map (Lazer Razr) when you head straight for the middle.
British MNC Guru: Stop ******* around and heal me! *Sigh* I'm not playing gunner anymore


Troll LOLington: (Inner thought) We've had them pinned in their base for about 10 minutes now, and nothing we're doing is working.
Troll LOLington: Hey, brb, gonna set up a firebase to push on the right.
British MNC Guru: OMG I JUST DIED WHERE WAS MY SUPPORT?!
MNC Guru #2 (playing sniper): He's terrible. He's off hacking his firebase instead of healing you.
30 seconds later - their ball drops on the same side that Troll LOLington's firebase was set up.



Post your own private match rage convos that you remember and let's laugh at the people who take this game too seriously!

One time Teapo... I meant PotTea called me a poophead. It sucked.

Ahem.

Everything is everybody's fault except for mine!

I'm guessing the british one is me? Sounds like you need to heal me better.

EDIT - I NEVER go across the middle of Lazer Razer. Any good support can attest to that I always go to the right.

lrn2liebetterscrub

damn you're trolLOLington? I never knew!

First pick, I'll take chron.
- everyone

Captain 1 (Chron) ,has first pick - Alright guys I pick Chron.

Totally gonna be my next pickup line.

This is my favorite:

Here, last LOLpost in this thread

OMG BEST POST EVER!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

may i ask who that is?

You guys act like we don't do anything outside of MNC, but we're all pretty successful in some aspect (except for Jeff). And we yell at you because you're bad.
Get better, thanks!

Anybody who gets as emotionally affected as a few select PM community members do over a video game that doesn't matter gives anybody a very safe assumption that they have pretty shitty real lives, yeah. Does it mean we know? Nope, but definitely a fair assumption. People who have outside concerns just don't care that much.

Yes the brit guru does go to the right, as I supported him for many games

I'm pretty sure that Snarf is the toughest guy (not internet tough guy) from the MNC community, seriously.

On topic,

StretchingDead : Hey yo! You guys need to fvcking push bots! Morons!

*Went 0 - 21 on a 15 minute match*

Funny I always thought people who don't care about games would refrain from posting and bragging about what they do in real life. Haven't you told us on several occasions that you are an mma tough guy and will be famous one day?

When Jeff is done with attempting college il just get him a job with me!

You thought wrong. People who have a great real life laugh at people who act like dicks on the internet, but in real life clearly lack. But hey, it's cool dude, I'd hate me too, especially after knowing all those things.



PS: Wanna see pictures of me with different girls I've hooked up with? Hint: They are all really hot!

PPS: Wanna see pictures of me getting drunk with Jimmy Buffett? Hint: He's a celebrity and I was hanging out with him casually because I know him.

PPPS: Wanna see pictures of my penis? Hint: It's much larger in both length and girth than PeachyPony's.


How's that for seeking validation, eh?




Here guys. Let me make this more clear for everybody, since people seem to have a misconception about why I've ever spoken about my real life.

I am not really that great at Monday Night Combat. I play a decent assassin, but only because I've spent 100000000000 hours playing only try hard assassin even way before most of the general population plays try hard assassin. Despite that, I'm still not the best, or possibly even in the top 5. But I also really don't give a **** because I am good at other things, and when people insult me over my ability in a video game that is strictly a hobby to me, I laugh at them for caring so much because those other things I am good at, such as X, are much more marketable skills that Monday Night Combat.


tl;dr

Friendly reminders and asking where I am at -----> I continue healing you
Bitching at me over something I don't care that much about ------> I am sui-striking for the rest of the game.



Done with this thread.


PPPPS: A mod should lock this thread right now so that I get the last word. Hint: It would ruin Chron's day.

But being good at a video game matters when you play said video game.

Real life has nothing to do with it.

Or at least in a forum about the game, hell not even in off topic lol but hey at least everybody now knows how totally cool snarf is