It Was Valentine's Day And I Was In Love

XCOM 2 doesn't cheat on you. At worst it will only cheat AT you <3.


Happy brag-about-my-relationship-to-everyone day.

Happy Ha Ha You're Single day

HA, loser, I have two dates.

I went to Gamestop to pick up a Mew for both my Pokemon X and AS.

This is sad.

At least my date is human and has a sword.




My pillow is soaked with tears.

Oh you guys

Stable relationships forever. And I'm not even talking about my kittens!

Your puppies?

I have no puppies! I have a real-world real-life partner! Have done for years now

(of course I also wish I had XCOM 2 but a man can't have everything in life)

You're one of THEM Gorbles. Tsk tsk .

I tried my hardest not to but you just kept digging!

You could have just lied about the puppies.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go wring out my pillow.

wich would also explain why we never get them! grrrr!

That must be it. Some arsehole keeps stealing all my love letters. I bet there's a whole bunch of ladies out there heartbroken that they never heard back.

Let me have this. Please.

That dudes been busy. Stole most of mine too!

"Most"?

At least he left you something.

Well my fiancee delivered hers in person, thereby avoiding the postal thief...

You're one of them too .

Wasn't meaning it like that. Trust me I was single for years before I met her, in fact I met her just after I'd decided that I'd had enough of women / the concept of relationships in general and was happy to live a life of celibacy.

The point is you really never know what (or who) is around the corner.