Is the Assault stoned?

I was playing on easy mode (Assault) and during the taunt I noticed that the Assault looks like he just burned one. Seriously, any closer and his eyes would look like road maps.

You are just finding this out now?

"MNC scientists adjusted cloning error that introduced pink eye to Assault and Pit Girl"
PC Update 2 - http://www.uberent.com/blog/2011/02/mon ... -2-is-out/

Hah pink eye.. I've used that one too

I have allergies...

I havent played a lot of assault. Im really suprised at how easy it is. Makes me wonder how I manage to kill any of them as a support.

We were in a big lobby last night and we were talking about you immortal. Nobody remembers running into you, me included. We were wondering.. Who exactly do you play against?

Roto's help my allergies and pink eye on a daily basis.

first of all, why are you talking about me? Lemme guess:
"that immortal guy is a douche. He's not even any good."
"you ever play against him?"
"no"
"me either, but yeah, he sucks"

Im always in pubs. Dont like parties, it just feels like ur crapping on people trying to learn the game. I played a couple of privates a while ago with u, Chaos, MLGintervention, miracle, organous and a few other forum goers. I come across some notable players, usually a couple in each match.
I've run across:

Giantfeefifofum
Dweezy
Warriorpeace (he's a pretty good assault)
DesertFalcon
Turntables (tho he wont admit it)
Light my Pyre
Wildman
Black#'s (he's a jackbot, but he musta boosted cuz he's not very good)
Silent bizarre kid (he's actually pretty good)
Cokey
Laughing Daddy
CHOllO
Jerseygirl (runs hot and cold. Sometimes really good, sometimes really bad)
Pikey something
mtchermy
Feedle
GIGIVUS
Nothingtonowhere (midget)

Just some of the people I come across regularly. Some not so regular. I would play privates, but I usually just grab a couple of quick matches, then do something else, and come back for a couple more when I have time. Its just more convenient. The matchmaking is awful, but I still get in some really good matches.

I dont run into none of those people i just get noobies all day it gets boring

what?!?!?! i play against you quite a lot and Warriorpeace is a good assault? pfft he and his friends went assault so i went assault and i went 40-7 and he and his friends went 10-something bigger than 10

I defeated WarriorPeace, TheChuckNorris1 and JERSEYGIRL27 alone.
Not impressed after playing a couple of matches against them.

I never said any of these guys were "the best" just that they're pretty good. Just cuz u got a decent score on somebody, doesnt necessarily mean "you're better".

That being said, pyre is MUCH better than these guys. Warrior peace has potential, the others mightve peaked.

TheChuckNorris. I dunno what to make of that guy. I don't like him for some reason. I think its just because he played support when I first started coming across him. I was on a Support hating binge. I had my Support's Bane tag up, playing as a Support hunting other supports like a serial killer. He's not exceptional or anything, but I see him around.

it isnt the fact that his is a colossal hatemailer?

I havent recieved any hatemail from him...yet.

I guess I'll just have to stomp on him a lil harder.

Thats right.

And SlinkyGuy also exists too.

who?

yeah like actually who?

yeah TheChuckNorrist just play sniper and hides in a corner, JERSEYGIRL not sure what she does, Warriorpeace is not a threat

Jersey girl was shammas's girl friend.

TheChuckNorris1? I'm pretty sure I sniper fought with him once. Nothing special.