I wonder what the assassin looks like without the suit

Discussion in 'Monday Night Combat 360 General Discussion' started by ElfControl, October 21, 2010.

  1. ElfControl

    ElfControl New Member

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    Is uber ever going to release it? no, probably not....
  2. bgolus

    bgolus Uber Alumni

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    Sorry, no bikini clad pictures of the Assassin. You'll have to trust us she's a natural red head, or brunette, or what ever color she got cloned as.
  3. rudigarmc

    rudigarmc New Member

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    Clones are natural...oh I see what you did there.
  4. BoltAktion

    BoltAktion New Member

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    WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CRUSH MY HOPES AND DREAMS!
  5. JackTrips

    JackTrips New Member

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    fix'd that for you :lol:
  6. GuardianE

    GuardianE New Member

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    The final DLC will have an Assassin Alt Costume where she wears a bikini... but still the mask. :lol:
  7. bgolus

    bgolus Uber Alumni

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    Mask? What mask?
  8. Rolo

    Rolo New Member

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    She probably has a face similar to Jason Vorhees or perhaps Darth Vader, and the mask is more like a helmet. Still trying to figure out what the 3rd eye does. Maybe I should use my time in a more constructive manner.
  9. Hector

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    I think it's better this way. It will always be a mystery. :geek:
  10. GuardianE

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    Heehee. Tree full of possums indeed.
  11. BroTranquilty

    BroTranquilty New Member

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    maybe the left eye sees the past, the right eye sees the future, and the clones were going insane and having timing-inaccuracies because they couldnt see anything happening right now, so they added a third eye to the clone-DNA to see the present and put less work/stress on the assassin's mind.
  12. Ekanaut

    Ekanaut Uber Alumni

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    BroTranquility,

    That's the best explanation I've heard yet. If I tell you why I wanted 3 eyes on the Assassin, your head would explode and I don't want that to happen.
  13. DeadStretch

    DeadStretch Post Master General

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    "Just because" will make our heads explode?
  14. The Unforgiven

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    I think that they Assassin will remove her mask in front of the MNC audience and reveal to the world that her face is actually a tree full of possums.
  15. BroTranquilty

    BroTranquilty New Member

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    that would make sense, except the tanks face isnt a puppy in a red wagon.

    but really, i guess it makes sense that the third eye would be something perceptual.

    Tien's third eye increased reaction time.

    Humans see the past every time they look up into the sky because we see the light that remains from things that (lightyears away) are already past (did you know if the sun went out, you wouldnt know it until 8 minutes and 13 seconds later? the sun you see would be the "past" sun, like seeing the sun in a time machine).

    humans having 2 eyes instead of 1 gives added width of perception as well as depth, so it would make sense that if humans can trianglate a point of focus with two eyes, then an assassin could calculate correct depth and trajectory better because she could triangulate three times (left and right eye combined, left and top eye combined, right and top eye combined), and perhaps more (if she could use the combined point of focus of the left and right eye, and combine that with the middle eye), and more (combine all three's combined points of focus). using calculus with limits (goody goody), you can figure that she could see correctly through the distortion of water or any scenario where light is normally bent to those with binocular vision.

    ...or its just an added tool in the mask like thermal or nightvision or soliton-radar/heartbeat-sensor/directional-microphone.

    the tool idea is the most reasonable tho. the other ones ARE possible. but i pulled half out my arse and half out of Cowboy Bebop and half out of science-fiction (which makes anything seem possible but nothing seem reasonable).

    http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/short ... nside.html
  16. ElfControl

    ElfControl New Member

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    JEWSUS!!!!
  17. Dudeboy

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    Obviously the third eye isn't an eye and in fact a scanner for finding more bacon.
  18. The Broken Ace

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    Well, the part of things being lightyears away is correct. Since Assassins love to stab Snipers, and Snipers are always lightyears away, one could argue that she needs it to look out for Snipers in real time, so that she can mercilessly stab them again and again.
  19. Rody

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    Jesus Crist, that very detailed explanation up top, made my eyes burst into flames, then heal themselves up and then burst again and heal again, then I finally got everything that he was saying.

    and seriously, leave the mask on, maybe it's a dude in a girl's body
  20. Xx Tikki xX

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    so if its a dude in a girls body its still a girls body just with a guys personality?........

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