I think Charlie Sheen should be a playable class

He could be like a monk class. He fights with only his flaming fists and light armor consisting of Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts. Instead of juice and a purple juice bar he would earn cocaine and it would be a white bar. Includes all the benefits of juice except you hear an Assassin's hum the whole time you're Coked, which would mimic coke induced paranoia.

I wonder what his abilities would be?

Hands down the best thing I have ever read.
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Charlie is one messed up individual...

what would happen if the assassin stole his bacon?

If by messed up you mean living the dream then I agree.

hooker trap - locks you in a closet for hours

His juice bar should be tiger blood, lol.

It won't work because he would put the assassin in a closet

More posts like this. Might not be applicable but damned if it's not funny

Only with a pic tho

Oh, Charlie Sheen. The most quotable man ever.

Visual humor > text-based humor.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie- ... r-cartoons

Look at what I'm dealing with. I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

funniest OP in forever..

This thread is full of sheenannigans.

He would be indestructable. The dude obviously isnt your average human being. It would be fun though to play a "Bullseye" class that doesn't die, doesn't do any real damage, but draws nearby juice boxes in and spits out money constantly. Maybe he could give you juice and money when he slaps you. He needs a dozen taunts. I like the hooker in the closet idea too.

You should randomly lose half your money every match.

The Juice boxes should be filled with Tiger Blood and he should have a clip referring to PitGirl as his goddess.