I Just "Lost" the Tutorial

Discussion in 'Monday Night Combat PC Discussion' started by azure, March 22, 2011.

  1. azure

    azure Member

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    Anyone else spent the time to do this? If you haven't I'd really recommend that you don't.
    That is all.
  2. zodiark1234

    zodiark1234 New Member

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    Why?
  3. FunkyGoose

    FunkyGoose New Member

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    This is suddenly the only thing i want to do...
  4. DelBoy

    DelBoy New Member

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    Does it uninstall the game for you if you lose?
  5. Organous

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    It really takes some doing. I tried, but after seeing just how much effort has to go into it, decided I wasn't quite that bored. This is assuming the 360 version is identical to PC in that aspect.
  6. azure

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    I just did the tutorial until the Jackbot spawned, then messed around with bomb jumping and stuff as he dropped it again and again until the Moneyball ran out of health. It took maybe an hour or so. When it's over, the Jackbot simply inexplicably dies, and you get the normal success.

    After an hour of me standing on top of the Annihilator, Mickey Cantor says "SUCCESS! This Assault sure has a bright future ahead of him!"


    Also, there are quite a few places you can get to on GB's, namely on top of the spawns, bot spawns, and annihilator.
  7. DeadStretch

    DeadStretch Post Master General

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    I remember first booting up the PC version with my crap PC...The Moneyball's health was about half before I was able to finish it.

    What I really want to know is what endorsements are the Assault running. I was getting so much framerate lag and getting swarmed by gremlins and buzzers and was barely taking any damage.
  8. azure

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    I'm not sure what the endorsements are, though I would assume that it is the standard Assault build. I will tell you, however, that it is impossible to die, from what I've seen.

    As part of one of my many previous shennanigans in the tutorial, I've stood still as 6 (?) Gremlins clawed at me non-stop. Your health goes down very, very, very slowly, and when it reaches red, your health either instantly begins regenerating, or the regen cooldown is so fast that it goes off in between hits.

    Additionally, I've jump charged off the spawn heads, bomb jumped off the bot spawns, and there is no way to be rung out. It's locked down tight.

    Also:
    Swarmed by all 2 buzzers? lol
  9. DeadStretch

    DeadStretch Post Master General

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    Does only 2 spawn, really? I couldn't see them I just heard them.

    Oh I too have spent a LOT of time on Grandma Betty's Arena. I actually think it has the perfect setup to be the center of a single moneyball gametype. Now if Uber would hurry up and release the mods tools so I can mess around. ;)

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