I Did A Skyrim Woopsie (New Problem Halp)

I swear it was an accident. Anyone know how to get rid of bodies corpses human-shaped storage chests en masse?

Get a couple of carpets and drape it over them so you don't have to look at it.

Can't you just lower the graphics settings to make dead bodies despawn?

IIRC, dead bodies don't despawn, they just go to "npc limbo", a stone room non-accessible from the game where the bodies are scripted to move to after 3 days of inactivity.

Have you tried waiting? If so, have you tried looking for console commands to send bodies to that "npc limbo"?

"oops"

The only console command I'm aware of requires me to do it individually for every single... human-shaped chest.

Nothing to see here...

Can probably use something to do all of them faster. Like, use the console to id each one, then use a text macro to quickly cycle through all the ids using the same command. A computer will type into your game 1 command every second.

...Or **** the save. Or use elder scrolls editor to clear the bodies if you can possibly with negative side effects who knows.

I got SkyUI, which is indeed much better than the default. But I swear SkyUI/skse is having a significant impact on my performance. It was running fine before, even with the ultra mega hd textures. Now I struggle to maintain 30.

I tried removing it but (maybe I uninstalled skse wrong) that made the game crash on fast travel (though performance did seem to be better).

Help?

Troubleshoot. Try creating a throwaway game, and fast traveling. If it doesn't work, your game is boinked. But your save is fine, a best case scenario, so just uninstall the game and reinstall the game. If fast travel does work on a new acct, then you may need to manually walk around a bit on your save for it to catch up to the editing. Otherwise, might have to run it back through the editor and restabalize it. If you backed up the game before editing then even easier, if not then shame for gamling with the irreplaceable.

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The hell, Geers?

So as someone who's never played Skyrim, why do so many dead bodies present a problem?

r/nocontext

It looks ugly and also it impacts the framerate because that's 300 physics objects lying in the mud.

r/readtheOP.

r/whoosh

Now I'm just confused.

r/nocontext is a subreddit dedicated to taking quotes out of context, as optimi did to cwarner.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

It's even funnier because I used to moderate that subreddit.

Can you not raise them as a army of the dead?

And then lead them to a nearby cave, kill them again, and be a happy camper?

You could use the Ritual Stone ability thing (which is basically an AOE raise dead spell) to get a bunch of them to disintegrate at once.

Edit: Scratch that, looks like they don't disintegrate when raised. Still, it's a pretty cool stone to have.

My character in that save is the most OP person ever. I can raise thralls without denting my magicka bar.