How to Save the Community - With Science

New from the makers of Spunky Cola, it's the SpunkSox 720 Mind-Melter! Tired of SPAWNCAMPERS? Want them to cease their COMMUNITY-RUINING, BABY-JESUS-SADDENING TACTICS? The SpunkSox 720 Mind-Melter allows you to discourage negative behaviour in the best way possible - REPEATED ELECTRIC SHOCKS! Shock conditioning works on DOGS - and SPAWNCAMPERS ARE ON A SIMILAR MENTAL PLAYING FIELD!

SpunkSox 720 Mind-Melter - multiple zaps to cut out the cr*p!

Come on, Engineering majors - it's your time to shine!

That trademark is as big as the rest of the post.

Inspired, it is now (the second half of) my sig.

Nice to see that Orts degree getting put to good use

/troll

My Orts degree will allow me to quote poetry across the counter of Mc Donalds - do you want some culture with that?

SCIENCE

If you want to stop spawn camping have the ability to build some kind of turret on the upper levels since a firebase alone cant do much. That or have the teams glass have a colored heated vent which hurts/kills players of the opposite color.

A firebase in your own base can at least give a bit of defence since the lower turrets don't do nothing. It's a shame that shavice turrets don't effect the areas above them.

No, electric shock therapy is the only possible solution, and to suggest anything other than that is irresponsible.

what about fire therapy? I'll like to set things to fire as opposed to shocking things.

Medieval, I love it. We're trying to rehabilitate 'em, not murderize 'em. Maybe a Brando-matic (with over 20 varieties of searing brand) Expansion?

Juice machine inside spawn room. :lol:

Wow, that's... actually a good idea! It gives the appearance of a desperation move, since it's really all over if this technique fails. Of course, I have every faith that random pub teams will just have their Sniper or Assassin pick it before something with real firepower actually does, but it works great in theory!

I just lmao'ed all over the place xD Sir Psycho always has golden one liners.

We shouldn't have to pat money to prevent spawn camping. Also once we push back the spawn campers that turret will be of no use to us now.

Jon numbers has the best idea with your skills draining while on the top spawn ring.

This would probably be really hard to implement and kill framerate, but maybe for the MNC sequel.

Have a button inside the spawn that when purchased activates a forcefield around the base for 5-7 seconds. Have it cost $100-$200 with a somewhat lengthy c/d (1-2 mins)

While the forcefield is up:

- Enemy Pros can't enter and enemy pros inside the base can't exit. The team with the forcefield can move freely through it.
- HOWEVER, to prevent people from deploying it to keep juicers out, juiced Pros can move freely through it.
- Can't fire through the forcefield.
- Planted bombs/freeze traps/firebases are destroyed upon activation.
- Bots can still move freely through the forcefield/turrets can shoot out of them.
- Once OT hits, the forcefield button deactivates.

Are you people slow or something? Electric shock therapy is the only. Possible. Solution.