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    Real test answers.

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    16. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success.
    When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
    17. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented
    removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation
    of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented
    cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world
    with a 100-foot clipper
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    21. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's
    Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many died and
    many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

    31. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions.
    People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The
    invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus
    McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did
    the work of a hundred men.
    Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist
    who wrote the Organ of the Species.
    Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl
    Marx became one of the Marx brothers.

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