Funny jokes

How do you tell if a farmer is good?
If he's out-standing out in his field!

What do you call a bee who's having a bad hair day?
A frizbee!

Did you hear about the circus that was on fire?
It was intents!

Share your jokes!

Futon ga Futtonda.

Google it.

I don't get it.

Puncakes

What's 12 inches long and white?

nothing.

You're gonna have to try a lot better than that.

The joke wasn't corny enough.

What would Martin Luther King JR be if he was white?

Alive.

What do you get when you breed an elephant and a rhino?

EllifIknow.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?

She screamed her hands off.

What do you call a black priest?

holy sh!t

Are racist jokes allowed?

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
Because he had no "body" to go with.

How do you make a kleenx dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If you see a flying TV at night, what should you say?

Drop it, nyukka!

Okay, sorry.

No more racist jokes...

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?

Only one I can think of now.

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There's a little to many for me to count but it's worth about 10 minutes of funnies.

Why are bees itchy?
Because they have hives.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I can't believe I just blew 20 bucks in there."