Forum Metagame Guide

I've decided to create this guide for our newer users, who want to make the leap from occasional poster to pro no-lifer.

What qualifies me to make this thread?

Now, on to the guide!

Be sure to create a signature containing at least two of the following:

• Your K/D.
• A quote extolling your greatness.
• A quote insulting you.
• A quote from Davy Sirloin.
• The Assault wearing a crown.
• An oversized image that takes up more room than any post you make.

Write unnecessarily large chunks of text - important people use big words and lots of commas! Try and get to the stage where you can write a 500-word post and not actually say anything relevant, useful or humorous!

Constantly inform people of your girlfriends, scholarships, dancing ability, physical attractiveness and general perfection. People on a videogame forum truly care about your non-videogame accomplishments! Remember, a picture of a girl* will cause you to instantly win the Internet.
*A quick Google Image search/Facebook search can do wonders.

If anyone criticises you, deride them by flinging accusations regarding the critic's desire to "ride your nuts". After enough practise, you can even state that the critic is a "bad kid"!

If you ever grow weary of the forum, don't worry! You can still hang around and post a torrent of bile against the game, the developers, the moderators, the forum, the people who post on the forums, the new maps, the old maps and those clowns in the government!

Finally, and most importantly, a rundown on advanced forum tactics:



If you have anything to add, please post below. Thanks!

Who?

In soviet russia yawns have you!

You forgot this...

I realize you wont to be my boyfriends but im currently dating my mother so back off.
I hear tom is looking for a BF.

:|


:lol:

add a foe? how did I not know this before? It's nice being able to block the people who, no matter what they do, can't keep your name out of their mouth.

some of these people I have to give credit to though. They manage to find enough room in their mouth for my name, even though it's being preoccupied by shammas and mircale's ****.

Can you get off my lap im done with you mc lovin is next.
I like how you back out of playing skill's team that's very sad.
Your always going to be mad because you will never fill in a spot as a best player in this game its OK you can always be the **** rider.

LOL I love this.

Also, don't listen to Mc Lovin guys. MLG is a completely levelheaded forum goer who only has intentions of helping the community grow*









*by insulting you, telling you how much you suck, talking about how awesome he is at the game, and telling you that you aren't cool enough to be part of his GP click.

Glad to see im getting the message threw to everyone. Just trying to help out. Add me on xbox GT: MLGIntervention tell me if you need help i will tell you how bad you are.

post,,,




Edit: post was, too small and not, enough commas.

Thanks for your input guys, I've updated the guide accordingly.

Hey MLG will you add me to your **** riders list? I'd love to ride your ****, granted you are white and manscaped.

Sure thing.

Same here. However, I want to be before Tom and Mc Lovin. I think Mc Lovin might have herpes, and I'm pretty sure if Tom rode your ****, he'd rip it off and leave nothing left for me.

Not herpes, Syphilis.

The guide is entirely right, but as most people caught, you totally didn't mention a word about:

"Who?"
"Exactly."
"Post."
"*post*"
"Im Hudson is poop."

Or anything calling out Organous personally in the public section of the forum.

Also, you neglected to mention anything about posting the same topic into every subcatergory, so it gets more attention. EX.: There is a sniper nerf discussion thread in every subforum in the PC section, including "fan art" and "dedicated server".

Everything else, mainly about me, pretty much is spot on for these forums and how to do well.

BTW, why hasn't Hudson smited ANYONE for this trolling spilling over into his most precious strategy section? It is overdue... possibly in the PC strategy section too.

Done.

very useful guide. the community owes a debt to SS

p.s. the OP made me laugh pretty good lol

FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE, HYPOCRITE!