I have to write a fiction story for my 8th grade ELA class and because I have zero creativity I was wondering if anybody has any ideas for the story?
Guy has an obsession with fancy shoes, flies to a wildlife preserve to buy it and build a shopping mall on top of it. Goes to an office and feels funny when walking across grass. Goes to inspect property with the "ranger" and gets mauled. Skip forward, he wakes up to the buzzing of a chainsaw and he can't move for some strange reason. Story ends with lumberjack cutting down a tree with a fancy shoe at the bottom of it.
A man walks through a door into a land made of bacon. Unicorns run rampant. He decides to stay, and creates a shop selling turkey bacon to the unicorn residents of the town. The unicorns, pissed off at him for defiling bacon with such a thing as turkey bacon, forcefully remove him from their realm and he is forced to move back to his dead-end job as a cashier at McDonald's.
Just rewrite Star Wars with different names, regular swords instead of lightsabers, and magic instead of the force. Include the brother/sister kissing parts only if you want a call to your parents.
