Favorite Mickey Cantor Quote

Mine is,
"If the mind is your enemy's great weapon, that's all the more reason to shoot him in the head."

What's yours?

"Whoa this killstreak is to die for! Die for!? AHAHAHA HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Bacon wrapped weiner

YOUR HOLE!!

Did it get cold in here, or did my ex-wife walk into the stadium? Icemen are in control!

At least I think that's how it goes.

Mickey Cantor here broadcasting live from my cell in mexico....Oh it looks like the warden just found the grape juice i was fermenting behind the radiator! HIYOO!!

"What the WHAT, where did that play come from"

I have a question on one of his lines...

To me, it sounds like he says, "A shura be curridur there's no gold at the end of that rainbow. Jackbot with a frag on an Iceman."

What the heck is he saying in the first part of that? No matter how many times I hear it it always sounds like: "A shura be curridur"

In the Grandma Betty's line, he says the title "Grandma Betty's correctly. The second time he says it it sounds like "Grandmal Eddie's" or "Grammaletties"

I always hear it as "Well you should have known there's no [pot] gold at the end of that rainbow." And then a team specific quote after, and occasionally he says "pot of gold" intead of just "gold".

When he casually throws the hiyo at the end

Any of the ones about how he ended up talking to your mom. I think there's at least two unique ones.

But naturally, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BACON!!!

"Haha, look everybody, it's Monday Night Combat's loveable mascot - Bullseye! Kill him, KILL HIM NOW!"

heard a new one last night about a Chinese takeaway taking 2 hours to be delivered.

If kills were candy canes we'd be living in a wintergreen wonderland!! HIYYYYOOOOOO SPEARMINT.

That's my mother's favourite.

I like any description of this week's episode of Meet The Meatsacks. "Do I smell award-winning episode or what?"

"Hey we found your kid! They're safe and sound but however, we're keeping them!" or something like this :lol: Others have already listed some of the other ones I like

A rare one: I want to wrap my wiener in bacon...

"It's about to snow in my pants!"