Epic MNC Stories

IrradiatedRadex · July 10, 2011

A couple of hours ago, off the coast of California and across the Pacific Ocean, I pulled off the impossible.

The match was 6 versus 6 on Steel Peel and I went Tank. After a few seconds into the match, the host migrates.

Oddly enough, I was the only one on my team that was able to reconnect, as well as all six members of the enemy team.

Rather than backing out, I prevailed through the trials and tribulations of the overwhelming situation.

It was a rough, 0-2 start against the inexorable onslaught of three grappling-assassins, two snipers and a host assault.

With the Moneyball down and the Hotshots tearing away at its health, I came in to fend them off.

I juggled my target acquisition and termination from Pro to Bot to Pro again and to Bot again. It was a high-pressure atmosphere for a gruelling 2 minutes, but I broke through and cleared the airwaves.

The shields were restored and the Moneyball was safe with 20% health and I made the push with my phalanx of Black Jacks.

Charge 3 after Death Blossom and Rail Gun after Product Grenade, the tables finally turned. The enemy Pros were reduced to churro dust and their bots were made into scrap metal and my bots were able to breach their Moneyball and slowly wrought, upon them, a bitter defeat.

It was over - it was all over. The had no chance of defending themselves against the unstoppable juice-rushes and barrages of Rail Gun beams and Jet Gun blasts.

Through conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of my life above and beyond the call of duty while engaged in an action against the enemy of the Icemen, it was I who heroically emerged from the devastating slaughter, after a 37 kill streak, to claim a full and illustrious victory!

...And just like in the movies, help arrived in time, but only for the ending credits.

Pictures soon to come! :mrgreen:
*However, three members of the opposing team decided to rage quit and avoid the walk of shame

Have you ever had any Epic MNC Stories? If so, please share them!

DonnyD · July 7, 2011

TOM12121112 · July 7, 2011

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Light My Pyre · July 7, 2011

RustCLAN always pulling host with his crappy server. Epic, right?

Nova Warlord · July 7, 2011

Yea that sounds like something rustclan would do . Careful lmp, he may get mad and challege you to a 1v1 on his crap host. Dont anger him!

joker · July 8, 2011

scrim us, or keep up the charade

ZOoo00OOm · July 7, 2011

Dude, I ******* love gay porn

JON10395 · July 7, 2011

Joker said:

This one time half of my team was banished from competitive play because we were too good. We we're sent out of spunky cola arena on an ill horse with buckets on our heads traveling backwards, clothes tattered in such.

Tensions boiled after a second straight beatdown of a group of people we considered friends who quickly turned to enemies over some playful failed spawn mortaring, to which they went on to bigger and better things like springing to the defense of community members who post nothing but animals and gay porn on the forums.

EaglePornographyGroup used to ask us for advice after matches, and the legendary 3 gave them sound advice time and time again, helping them improve, introducing strategy to an otherwise headless cockfight style of play.

Now, the evil three conspire in a deep cave along the shores on grenade 3, watching, and laughing, because no matter what excuse or self-justification EaglePornographyGroup & friends bring to the public's notice, one solid fact remains:

H&S is hands down the best team in the game, ever. People much more annoying than us are consistantly welcomed, but the difference is we're also alot better than everyone else. Nobody likes an annoying person telling everyone they are the best, but i guess it stings alot more when its the truth. And if anyone thinks otherwise, you know where to find us, but you wont. It's a dangerous trip to the shores of grenade 3, so just sit in your little circles telling each other you're good while we keep telling ourselves AND proving it. (well, we used to prove it before we were so good that we became outlawed from privates)

Respond how you wish, lock this thread up all you want, flame us to the death and call us every name in the book while assuming you know everything about us outside this easy game that none of you know how to play, but remember two things:
1. We are the best, and you wont beat us, period. You can try all you want as assassins in publics because your slaying power is a pathetic joke compared to ours and you dont dare run gunner or assault vs us, then in competitive play get destroyed by our assassin because he is that much better than you.
2. Is's just a game! And we care about it even less than you do.

Enjoy your manual public matches
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What the **** is this garbage? U think I hate you guys? :?

Also:

Joker said:

This one time half of my team was banished from competitive play because we were too good. We we're sent out of spunky cola arena on an ill horse with buckets on our heads traveling backwards, clothes tattered in such.

Tensions boiled after a second straight beatdown of a group of people we considered friends who quickly turned to enemies over some playful failed spawn mortaring, to which they went on to bigger and better things like springing to the defense of community members who post nothing but animals and gay porn on the forums.

EaglePornographyGroup used to ask us for advice after matches, and the legendary 3 gave them sound advice time and time again, helping them improve, introducing strategy to an otherwise headless cockfight style of play.

Now, the evil three conspire in a deep cave along the shores on grenade 3, watching, and laughing, because no matter what excuse or self-justification EaglePornographyGroup & friends bring to the public's notice, one solid fact remains:

H&S is hands down the best team in the game, ever. People much more annoying than us are consistantly welcomed, but the difference is we're also alot better than everyone else. Nobody likes an annoying person telling everyone they are the best, but i guess it stings alot more when its the truth. And if anyone thinks otherwise, you know where to find us, but you wont. It's a dangerous trip to the shores of grenade 3, so just sit in your little circles telling each other you're good while we keep telling ourselves AND proving it. (well, we used to prove it before we were so good that we became outlawed from privates)

Respond how you wish, lock this thread up all you want, flame us to the death and call us every name in the book while assuming you know everything about us outside this easy game that none of you know how to play, but remember two things:
1. We are the best, and you wont beat us, period. You can try all you want as assassins in publics because your slaying power is a pathetic joke compared to ours and you dont dare run gunner or assault vs us, then in competitive play get destroyed by our assassin because he is that much better than you.
2. Is's just a game! And we care about it even less than you do.

Enjoy your manual public matches
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I don't hate you guys, you just add tension and hostility to friendly private matches.

And another thing:

Joker said:

This one time half of my team was banished from competitive play because we were too good. We we're sent out of spunky cola arena on an ill horse with buckets on our heads traveling backwards, clothes tattered in such.

Tensions boiled after a second straight beatdown of a group of people we considered friends who quickly turned to enemies over some playful failed spawn mortaring, to which they went on to bigger and better things like springing to the defense of community members who post nothing but animals and gay porn on the forums.

EaglePornographyGroup used to ask us for advice after matches, and the legendary 3 gave them sound advice time and time again, helping them improve, introducing strategy to an otherwise headless cockfight style of play.

Now, the evil three conspire in a deep cave along the shores on grenade 3, watching, and laughing, because no matter what excuse or self-justification EaglePornographyGroup & friends bring to the public's notice, one solid fact remains:

H&S is hands down the best team in the game, ever. People much more annoying than us are consistantly welcomed, but the difference is we're also alot better than everyone else. Nobody likes an annoying person telling everyone they are the best, but i guess it stings alot more when its the truth. And if anyone thinks otherwise, you know where to find us, but you wont. It's a dangerous trip to the shores of grenade 3, so just sit in your little circles telling each other you're good while we keep telling ourselves AND proving it. (well, we used to prove it before we were so good that we became outlawed from privates)

Respond how you wish, lock this thread up all you want, flame us to the death and call us every name in the book while assuming you know everything about us outside this easy game that none of you know how to play, but remember two things:
1. We are the best, and you wont beat us, period. You can try all you want as assassins in publics because your slaying power is a pathetic joke compared to ours and you dont dare run gunner or assault vs us, then in competitive play get destroyed by our assassin because he is that much better than you.
2. Is's just a game! And we care about it even less than you do.

Enjoy your manual public matches
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You are wrong.

JON10395 · July 7, 2011

Oh yeah, you should totally capitalize Legendary. It looks more proper. Maybe even bold...

ZOoo00OOm · July 7, 2011

Joker said:

hypocrite
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^
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Look at this guy

iammclovin117 · July 7, 2011

>MFW I load another game.
>MFW i have no face.

Foolamancer · July 7, 2011

I Am Mc Lovin 117 said:

>MFW I load another game.
>MFW i have no face.
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OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD MY EYES THEY BURN

Nova Warlord · July 7, 2011

Lol i remember that color of text....

aflyingtaco · July 7, 2011

Joker said:

This one time half of my team was banished from competitive play because we were too good. We we're sent out of spunky cola arena on an ill horse with buckets on our heads traveling backwards, clothes tattered in such.

Tensions boiled after a second straight beatdown of a group of people we considered friends who quickly turned to enemies over some playful failed spawn mortaring, to which they went on to bigger and better things like springing to the defense of community members who post nothing but animals and gay porn on the forums.

EaglePornographyGroup used to ask us for advice after matches, and the legendary 3 gave them sound advice time and time again, helping them improve, introducing strategy to an otherwise headless cockfight style of play.

Now, the evil three conspire in a deep cave along the shores on grenade 3, watching, and laughing, because no matter what excuse or self-justification EaglePornographyGroup & friends bring to the public's notice, one solid fact remains:

H&S is hands down the best team in the game, ever. People much more annoying than us are consistantly welcomed, but the difference is we're also alot better than everyone else. Nobody likes an annoying person telling everyone they are the best, but i guess it stings alot more when its the truth. And if anyone thinks otherwise, you know where to find us, but you wont. It's a dangerous trip to the shores of grenade 3, so just sit in your little circles telling each other you're good while we keep telling ourselves AND proving it. (well, we used to prove it before we were so good that we became outlawed from privates)

Respond how you wish, lock this thread up all you want, flame us to the death and call us every name in the book while assuming you know everything about us outside this easy game that none of you know how to play, but remember two things:
1. We are the best, and you wont beat us, period. You can try all you want as assassins in publics because your slaying power is a pathetic joke compared to ours and you dont dare run gunner or assault vs us, then in competitive play get destroyed by our assassin because he is that much better than you.
2. Is's just a game! And we care about it even less than you do.

Enjoy your manual public matches
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tl;dr

SWELL MITCHELL · July 10, 2011

i think i went like 0-40 one time. pretty epic game for whoever was on the other team

IrradiatedRadex · July 10, 2011

Now, with a picture.

aflyingtaco · July 10, 2011

I was a tank and had 3 or 4 assassins grappling me so i flew back and level 3 product naded all 4 of them while they were gang raping the spot where I was

it felt good

Light My Pyre · July 10, 2011

Me and AGOTS hacking BOTH of the enemy RockIt turrets.

JON10395 · July 10, 2011

This one time, in MNC, I fell into a lobby where Miracle and Chron1cle were juice chaining on my team. I decided to go Assassin and completely avoid them. While they were busy chasing me and playing for stats, I used my superior cowardice and gutlessness to take out their defenses, drop their Moneyball and keep it down. I did manage to get a kill or two that game, but in the end, I went 3-x-9 and won!

Epic right?

JackTrips · July 10, 2011

JON10395 said:

This one time, in MNC, I fell into a lobby where Miracle and Chron1cle were juice chaining on my team. I decided to go Assassin and completely avoid them. While they were busy chasing me and playing for stats, I used my superior cowardice and gutlessness to take out their defenses, drop their Moneyball and keep it down. I did manage to get a kill or two that game, but in the end, I went 3-x-9 and won!

Epic right?
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You MUST have been trying to impress Chronicle.

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