Dear New Assault Players

Yes, I can see your bomb.

Yes, I purposely stepped on it.

NOW SHOOT!!

Please stop tossing bombs in obvious spots and fleeing from advantageous fights.

For days I have been giving you the upper hand so you can be a more confident player. I jump around you without shooting back until I'm half health, I soak up bomb damage, I make vanilla builds etc.

Please stop running away.

And thank you to those of you that at least put up a fight. It's very refreshing. <3

How else will I go flawless? :cry:

Play Blitz.