DEADPOOL'S BIGASS ASSASSIN (AS WELL AS OTHER THINGS) Q AND A

SINCE I CAN'T WRITE A GUIDE, I CAME UP WITH A BETTER IDEA.

So, I was sittin' and thinking this: If the old *** players from this game are returning, we need to teach the newer generation how to hand their asses to them. I could write a guide, but I'm lazy as Hell, so that's a big N-O. So I thought, why not let the people ask the more experienced players things. I don't know what to put in a guide, but people know what they want to learn. So if you have a question about the game (OR LIFE IN GENERAL), ask it, and Deadpool as well as his highly trained squadron of monkeys will attempt to answer it to the best of his ability. This is just an idea, and it could fail miserably. But, in the name of SCIENCE, I shall do this, AND PREVAIL.

How can you do good if your connection gives you short, slow and buggy lunges?

What's the best way to keep bot control when there is a sniper shooting explosive rounds in to bots?(until you get an opportunity to kill said sniper )

Simply don't lunge as much. Use your smokes to help you evade more often if getting shot, just get closer to bots or pros before lunging, and get closer to the ends of ledges before flying off. All and all, just be stealthier and get closer.

Lunge in, lunge out. A simple lunge slash combo will kill a blackjack fast, and if you lunge out fast enough you'll live through the shots. Alternatively, use your sharookans if not pressed for time.

Thanks and oh 1 more thing.

Why do you prefer Silver HR instead of Silver RoF?

It's only a 0.7 second difference with Bronze.

Silver lets you start recovering health during a smoke jump. That is abnormally useful in my martyr-based playstyle.

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Hey, neat a "Dear Deadpool." Here's a question I always had :

Why is there a picture of Viewtiful Joe in your signature? Is your name Joe? Do you live your life inside a constant television show?

My middle name is Joseph, so some people call me Joe. That and the fact that Viewtiful Joe is f***ing awesome. I wish my PS2 wasn't broken and that I actually had money to get a new one, so I could buy those games again.

When should an assassin juice and what should they do with it? Just wondering why every assassin always juices on me (the Gunner) except for you :?

Assassins should more or less use juice as a safety net. If they gon' die, juice will help them live. Offensive reasons to use juice include turret slaughtering, dicing a large group of enemies from behind, or intimidation and protection to cover an incoming bot wave. And of course juiced sharookans on the moneyball.

Are there ways to deal with stutterstep besides dying?

If you time it very well, jumping and hitting X at the same time will get you out of it. Alternatively, lunge more, and sometimes just mashing X will get you out of it if you're lucky.

Was PU5H really that good with Shurikens? I've watched Shammas' justintv videos and I think he's way better.

I unfortunately cannot answer this, since I only played against push twice and never even saw him using his sharookans. You'd have to ask someone from the GP/DeS era.

Okay.

Oh and 1 more, not really a worthy question though.

Do you play on tactical buttons?

No. Y to lunge is idiotic, so I sticked to the default.

X, lunge
Y, switch weapons

Uber failed to fix this. Take a look at the controller settings pic. People who plays on tactical, you know what I'm saying.

Dear Deadpool - what order should I upgrade? I always go dash & passive at the start. I find dash more useful than saving for my sword 'cos it gets me out sticky situations if I'm waiting for smoke bomb to recharge.
Also - bronze RoF or Skills regen?