Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Corrupt a wish is a simple game where you make a suggested change to the game, and the next person agrees to the change but adds a downside condition (usually something absurd.)

Example:

Suggestion:
Increase dash duration.

Corruption:
Ok, but now they can only run backwards.



So I'll start.

Remove quickscoping!

Granted, but Sniper is always scoped.

Wish:

• Buff to Laser turrets.

Granted, but they now grant double juice.

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Increase money given from overhealing as support

Granted but bacon now is a debuff, gives your character instaheartattack.

Wish, Double miniguns become quad laser cannons firing over 9000 shots per second.

Ok but it will reduce your FPS to 3.

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Wish:
Assault's grenades could do another 100% extra to turrets while juiced.

granted, but when juiced your mouse movement changes to inverted or vice versa

Wish: If an assassin is grapleing your teamate you can run up to and graple the sin out of hers.

Granted, but grapples now require you to use the Wiimote motion controls.

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Add more Mickey Cantor lines.

ok but they will not be well written

wish: increased bacon drop rate endorsement

Granted, but now it only lasts for 10 seconds instead of your entire life.

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Increase turret health

Granted, but they now only last 10 seconds :lol:

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Increase gunner's run speed.

ok but he needs time to catch his breath
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pros have double the health

Granted, but they don't get to carry any ammo.
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I wish Pit Girl was a playable on-field class.

Granted, but she has no weapons.

I wish Support didn't have to stand still during a hack.

Granted, but now you have to manually hack with console commands.

I wish you could crouch.

Granted, but there is no button to stand back up.

I wish the assault could use his jets to fly higher rather than just stay at the same elevation.

Granted, but you'd uncontrollably fly out of the arena and into the crowd.

Wish;

• The Blue Skill bug was patched.

it just changes to the red skill instead
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sniper noscopes do the same damage as sniped shots

Granted, but scoped shots only deal 10 damage per shot.

I wish that Support's Heal/Hurt gun slowed down enemies when you used the hurt portion on them.

Granted, but the heal portion does the same thing to teammates.

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I wish you were immune to headcrabs/air strikes while deployed.

Granted, but you can now be grappled/rung out.

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I wish the Assassin could OHKO any class with a face grapple