Clan Debut - Team Whiskey Tango

Team Whiskey Tango - We Make Corners.



Fuckin' Jaegerbombs

TWT is free to join. In fact, you may have already been a member!

RULES

1. You do not make terrible references to Fight Club

2. You DO NOT make terrible references to Fight Club

3. You're only a member if you're drinking while playing.

4. Beards give you VIP membership status. The rules do not bend for females.

5. Upon obtaining member status, you are free to create your own position within the clan.

6. All clan members are to accept each other and understand the possibly drunken state that we are all in. Although, be prepared to be made fun of for drinking a sissy girl drink. Once again, this rule does not bend for females.

7. Your club tag must be TWT. Penalties for spelling it differently will not exist.

8. Wearing a headset and broadcasting your obnoxious drunk-personality is highly encouraged.

ROSTER
JackTrips - Liver Annihilator
sensitivepsycho - Clan Jester/Brain Cell Bombarder
DeadStretch - Beat Up Tanked
PohTayToez - Tryhard Extraordinaire
JON10395 - The 10395 Proof Pub Stawmper
Intricasm - The Tokyo Sandblaster
GrindouT - Blitzed by HeadSHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS*

*VIP'd for art donation. We love ya chief.

WELL-WISHING TEETOTALLERS
The Teominator* - Puke Pizza Cleaner

*On the condition that he drinks tea while playing.

Accepting donations for a clan logo - we have the ideas, but not the design skills necessary. Message us if you're a kindly old soul.

Drink sensibly - that is, make sure you don't inhale your beverage of choice. as it is a shame to see good liquor wasted on a coughing fit/asphyxiation. 4srs, moderation plz. Kthnks

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I'm in!

We can confirm that you will be a VIP member, but we'll need a clan member title.

DeadStretch - Beat up Tanked

PohTayToez - Tryhard Extraordinaire

I'm too young for drinking. But I'd like to be the Puke Pizza cleaner. :mrgreen:

Hmm. We'll have to have a discussion to explore the feasibility of a meeting to deliberate the possibility of allowing non-drinking associates. We take this very seriously.

:-D

So if I drink my red wine in my coat of many colors bath robe while rocking my beard, what does that get me?

Our revulsion and disgust.

And VIP membership.

Jack is a sexy, sexy human being, and can have all my babies.

VIP membership, and cab fare on the stand in the morning.

All your baby are belong to me.

This thread makes me smile. Too bad I'm too young to join...

You can be a Hard Lemonade drinkin' WELL-WISHER!

Don't you mean a Whell-Whisher?

I wanna play too...

Jon, the rules aren't that complicated...

Since I know you've drank beer while playing, you only need to designate your position within the club. (Off the top of my head, I would suggest "The 10395 Proof Pub Stawmper")

Keep in mind that VIP membership will not be given until proof of beard is confirmed. This is not a fly-by-night organization, after all.

I'm in!
GT: JON10395
Position: The 10395 Proof Pub Stawmper"

As I said in the other thread, i'm going to punish some alcohol while playing on the 8th. Sign me up!

Intricasm
Position: The Tokyo Sandblaster! Oh, you meant playing position? I stand by my choice!

Sadly I can't grow a beard. =(

Still at work, so if anyone wants to pitch me some nicknames for the VIP position, Im game.

I got one...

"Im Hudson"
:lol: