Chickey Cantor is a cold-blooded murderbird

So I was partying with Chickey tonight and someone said something funny I wanted to respond to. That SOB went ahead and killed me while I was typing. Bashed me right off the platform. I hope he feels good about himself. Next time I see him, there's not going to be any beers for him. Only a taste of my jetgun.

can i have beer?

I recommend Bitburger or Wahrsteiner.

All chickens are evil. Minecraft players know what I'm talking about. Order some chicken wings with that beer!

I once saw chickey just walk off the stage, like when bots glitch out sometimes and start floating off.

He'd had enough of all the bullshit.

i'm sorry but i actually don't =/

i only know to trap them in my house to get eggs