Best Xbox Live message EVER!

Discussion in 'Unrelated Discussion' started by FoxGuy3001, January 5, 2011.

  1. FoxGuy3001

    FoxGuy3001 New Member

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    So I'm playing a match of Crossfire as an assassin (sometimes you just feel stabby right?), and at 29-??-12 with the 2nd spot for money earned (about $5.5k, first place was just over $6k) I wasn't really breaking any record but I'm doing ok. The end of the match was a real nail bitter that saw both moneyballs almost destroyed before overtime ran out. Right before the end of the match I received this message:

    ....confused by the message, seeing as I am not a cheater and it was only the first match (reported again?) I respond with "what are you talking about?" and what I got back might be the best message I ever received while playing MNC ever!:

    ......yeah, that message JUST HAPPENED!

    So I send back a replay saying "anyone can grapple/hurt a cloaked assassin and your dashing makes you shimmer and leave a dust trail which is what lets people find you. Its designed that way in game for balance" which was responded to again by:
    ...and being nice I respond along the lines of "Well if you dash, everyone can grab you, if you mean me dashing - reload (RB) with the dagger/sword with cause you to lunge and you can grapple out of the lunge, again by design. Its why the Star launcher is more powerful from the back than the dagger is from the front, because you can't lunge into it with the launcher " then "Listen, its cool - Just please be more careful of reporting people in the future when you don't know the circumstances."

    ....AND HIS FINAL RESPONSE IS.....
    Nothing, probably blocked me before my last message could help him play an assassin better, that is so Xbox Live isn't it? Well I had to share, simply because I couldn't stop laughing at these messages, but I wanted to keep things as civil as possible (which is why no name is given in these quotes, just in case he does respond).

    Now let's share the love! There must be some real doozies out there in some post game messages you've received, post 'em below and see if you can top "being able to grapple someone who is cloaked and dashing, that is cheating" :lol:
  2. JON10395

    JON10395 New Member

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    I would be willing to bet that I know EXACTLY who you are talking about...

    Anyhoo...My turn.

    TheBoom84 and I are partied up. We start the game 4v4, and as soon as the game starts, we lose 2 on our team. I decide I'm gonna screw around with Sniper grapples (you've seen me do that, Fox). We are actually pushing pretty well on Spunky for about 5 minutes or better. Suddenly an enemy Assault comes around the corner into our base Juiced. He's chasing ME! I circled one of the pillars a few times while he chased me for the entire duration of his juice. When that expired, he tried to run off and I SMG'ed him down, taunted (I felt that deserved a taunt) and continued on with the match.

    10 minutes later, I get a voice message: NOT VERBATIM

    Oh yeah, kid. Run like a P---- when you see me coming and then (blured) shoot me in the back and taunt like a little B----!

    I replied: "LoL! U lose 4v2."

    Oh yeah. I forgot, we won that match...

    I lol'ed for like an hour after that. Pretty sure he avoided me for unsporting, too.
    30% avoided. Beat that!


    XBL, I luv U... :)
  3. TOM12121112

    TOM12121112 New Member

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    IT WAS JUDGE DREDD ABC!

    /awkward
  4. FoxGuy3001

    FoxGuy3001 New Member

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    "Unsporting" and "Better Than" mean the same thing, duh!
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  6. Xx Tikki xX

    Xx Tikki xX New Member

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    i still don't think it beats the message i got where i was called a hacker and my friend who was in the same game did better then me but called a beast player...lets just say that guy got killed a lot the next game, would just juice kill him and then taunt, got some melees on him he ended up leaving :D
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    Zander Star New Member

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    I was called a fag@t by some who must not of approved with my play style. when I viewd his profile he was playing. YU GI OH 5ds. HMMMMM
  8. HI IM SNARF

    HI IM SNARF New Member

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    I got a rapge message from TXG RPG once about how I cheated as an assassin. He also played assassin, and the sad thing is, he was actually decent, swaying on the good side. If he ever actually grouped up and played with some pros reguarly, he'd probably be one of the better assassins out there.
  9. PinkPwnageFrenzy

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    I think my preferred/avoided is like 56%/44% with 50% avoided for sportsmanship. It went up since I started playing MNC, but no hatemail. I guess it's because I play Sniper often?
  10. FoxGuy3001

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    I definitely know who that was, I played with him for a while but he takes it to seriously and quits when he dies even when he is on a team.

    People who care about k/d ratio are usually not fun to play with :/
  11. grindout

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    I play sniper.. message I received. "Wow you are a horrible noob, all you can do is headshot. Get Good."

    like what? lol made me laugh for a long time
  12. sxd24

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    I got one a few days ago from a GT I had never seen before, and it was kinda weird. Me and said person were in a lobby prior to the match starting and I get a message saying "NO GLITCHING HOMO." The thing was, he was not in the match prior to this lobby, and the next match had not even started, yet I got hatemail. :lol:

    Got another one from a Sniper who I JUICE meleed for a kill just as he was going to grapple me. Due to lag, the grapple animation started, but I still got the kill. He was livid, saying I was hacking and whatnot (according to him, I also got a Charge kill from across the map, and I had Fly 3 at the start of the match).

    This genuinely made me lol. NUB LRN2B0DYSH0T.
  13. FoxGuy3001

    FoxGuy3001 New Member

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    Psssssssh, learn2play noob! Real snipers know blindly firing explosive rounds into your own bots for kills is where it's at!
  14. x gr1m x reap3r x

    x gr1m x reap3r x New Member

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    ^ this :lol: :lol: :lol:
  15. FoxGuy3001

    FoxGuy3001 New Member

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    I might have a new favorite, a pleasant fellow sent me this message after my team lost:

    ....the match was 2 vs 6. The WHOLE match. Guess he was feeling extra proud, lol
  16. peachypony

    peachypony Active Member

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    i got "nice game genie faggot" yesterday lol
  17. FoxGuy3001

    FoxGuy3001 New Member

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    I'm sorry, that was out of line.....

    Nah, I'm just kidding! BTW the 2 vs 6 game I got that message from was the one we played last night. Wonder if it was the same person....

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