Two days ago I found out that my parents had bought bacan and asked politely if I could cook some in the morning. That night I set my alarm for 5:00 EST. I woke up the next day and used 30 minutes of my time to find a video tutorial on how to cook bacon and prepare my laptop for the comming school day. I cooked the bacon to near perfection. It fried in its own grease and came out crisp wonderful. I only regretted it was not maple bacon. I made some waffles for my little brother and I as well as two eggs cooked in the same grease. My day went wonderfully. I got to the bus before it left,and I finished my work promptly. Unfortunately my English teacher gave us a 10 page research paper on Palestinian and Israelite relations in light of the Presidents speech. But that could not stop me. I marched on home and got right to work. Today I woke up earlier, set up my laptop faster, cooked in our brand new skillet which assured the bacon's quallity. I got out to the bus earlier and had cracked into my books with determination. As such I would then finish my homework faster, get up earlier and cook bacon better. I can conclude that the quallity of my work, sleep and bacon cooking skills will increase onward (until current consumption levels deplete all the bacon by tommorow). Therefore, bacon does make the difference.
Just an fyi, the older the skillet the better. And when I say older I mean the most used, non-washed skillet. Washing a skillet is bad, very bad.