Attention Kill-Whores:

Please stop stealing my melee kills.

So not cool.

Thanks.

To Do List updated...melee kill Gunked for posting cat pics in my super-serious topic.

I'll forgive you for the albino ferret pic though.

MOTHERF- I hate you. :|

I have the most beautiful penis

Where there's a cat theres a jessep.

Say his name 3 times and you get 3 wishes, or he murders you and your family in their sleep...I'm not 100% sure how troll-mods work.

Col Jessep Col Jessep Col Jessep

Update: Zoom is a dickwad. :|

I'm currently out of office. Please leave a message and I'll troll you as soon as possible. If you require urgent trolling ask for DeadStretch or Polynomial.

Deadstretch is out of service

I am not a kill whore
I am a win whore
But Im not a boost whore

poem complete.

I was an air strike glitchin sob whore

:| Anyways, if you see me in game and I'm playing Sniper and grappling someone, chances are pretty good that I have things under control and don't need you coming to my rescue.

ESPECIALLY IF I'M GRAPPLING A KNOWN PLAYER.

Please, for the love of God, go kill someone else.

^
^
^
get mad