Anyone know what's up with the creepy *** Assault?

I swear, I almost shat myself when I was scoped in and an assault quickly moved past it up close. There was something... horribly wrong about him. His eyes... they were huge, bulging, pink and I think quite clearly INSANE.

Jesus, did he always look so crazy? What's up with that? Is he the ONLY one to get doped so badly he develops pinkeye? What?

lol - wtf?

Must be a PC thing...Id chime in on this since I pre-ordered the day it was released but all my PC/laptops blow too much to actually play it...whatever, Uber deserves the $$...one day I will get a new PC and all will be right with the world

I've seen this too. It seems to be something to do with the lighting effects of firing the assault rifle. Guy looks INTENSE.

Easiest way to see this is watch a distant assault through a sniper scope.

Why are you guys all spying on assault's private times with your sniper scopes? You're supposed to shoot him in the head, not check him out.

it's hard to resist his sexy face

Some say if you look closely he has no eye lids, and that his laugh is made up of the cries of a thousand dead men. All we know is he's the Assault.

I ******* Lol'd when they revealed Baby Jesus was The Stig Jr. Though I did kind of expect something like that.

I don't know, he seems friendly to me.

You can tell everyone is back in the Uber offices today.

That picture is not creepy at all, not in the slightest.

Yup! We're all back from our long holiday.

Back makin' magic.

It's cool, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways.

Go sniper, zoom in on assault firing his assault rifle and pow he's crazy.

BAHAHA!!! This thread had me rolling with laughter due to some clever posts xD Omigawd I gotta catch my breath, that is just too freaking funny xDDD

We missed you guys.

Pitgirl(s) Have that same pink/red eye also.

She is far from creepy though.

(After killing someone like it was nothing)

(Stares at Assault Rifle like it's alive)

MWA HA HA, I LUV WUT U DO