Holy ****! Me too! Edit: you should get a tattoo. Edit, edit: In today's market, the value of 10 microsoft points is about equal to 7 Schrute Bucks, give or take a few Stanley Nickels. Just something to consider.
And the child born from that relationship grew up, got married and found out his new wife couldn't bare children. They went to hours of counseling and eventually decided to adopt. They found the waiting list to be much shorter if they settled on an Asian child, and so they did. After about 18 months of waiting, they finally got confirmation that a new child was waiting for them. They named the child Marty McFly's truck. That truck led a relatively normal life. Got good grades, took care of the dishes after dinner... Then, one day in biology class, a new kid walked into the room. Bright orange hair and a sexy southern accent! The General Lee... Marty McFly's truck was in love. Then they totally did it.
Start a swear jar. Every time you drop an F-Bomb, put 5 points in there. Who knows, by the time you put all your MS points in there you'll have like...40 points.