Alright guys, we're almost there!!!

It's been a long wait. But, it's almost here. and only 6 days away 'till the 31st. THE DLC.

As the prophecy dictates, it shall arrive on the red day during the month with the new moon.

So, according to what the community's posted so far, we still have yet to sacrifice the required number of animals. So far, we seem to be short 13 sheep, 4 pigs, 7 chickens, and a cow. Remember, they must be slain underneath the stars with a silver blade that has been soaked in bat blood. Fruit bats will work, but vampires are preferred.

Lastly, we need a developer's soul. A virgin will make this more potent, as would having them do it willingly.

And, as tempting as it is to get the "New Guy" who stands in the corner to do it by telling him you'll be his best friend, no. They have to have worked there for at least two years. Of course, if no one volunteers, just ask "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Remember, this is a group effort. LET'S DO THIS!!!!

I can offer up my pair of vampire bats to soak the blood in, they've got a few stains on them but they should still be good.

Now, when you say stains, I must ask: The vampire bats are virgins as well, correct? As this considerably amplifies their effectiveness.

That is debatable.
I don't know what they get up to in their cage but I think I can safely say that they've never "been frisky" in my presence.
More like been frisked

Good enough. So, next on the list: the animals.

I'm in Texas. Finding animals, or a farm for that matter, is no real challenge. Sacrificing them is. They don't go down easy.

Advice for those attempting this for your first time:

1. Wear old, undesirable clothes.
2. Pick on something your own size. For the younger ones, something smaller. For the younger midgets, sorry; better luck next time.
3. While the head SEEMS like it would be a good place to start, it's not. There's nothing but bone, and all it does is piss them off. We've already lost too many brave souls on this. Don't add your name to the list.
4. Smelling like them calms them down. Smelling like their predator forces them into submission. So, carrying both scents on you comes in handy.
5. As tempting as it is, DO NOT ATTEMPT EATING THEM. I know what happens when they're deep fried. But, until that tail stops twitching, it's a bad idea, no matter how raw you like it. For those truly desperate, bring a grill with you. At the end of the night, you deserve a reward.

I'll start up MineCraft.

I wonder if any1 at uber is a virgin. If so i can help "convince" them to be a offering.

I don't think ranger will like that, Yogi.